Asskkkroft Joke

[stopbush]

From Playboy:

AG Assskkkroft visits an elementary school to give a civics presentation. Afterwards, he asks the young students if they have any questions.

Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three questions. How did bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? Are you using the Patriot Act to limit civil liberties? And why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden yet?"

Just then, the bell rings and the teacher announces it's time for recess. Half an hour later, the children return. Assskkkroft says, "Let's start where we left off. Are there any more questions?"

Susie raises her hand and asks, "Is it really legal to hold suspected terrorists without letting them talk to their attorneys? Why did the recess bell go off ten minutes early? And where the hell is Bobby?"