You know how cold it is in Lambeau Field?

[Archae]

One of the Fox announcers held up his water glass, and the water in it was frozen solid. :rofl:

(-1 with -23 wind chill)

[femmocrat]

1. . . .

:scared:

At least the drunks won't notice since alcohol doesn't freeze.

[Ikonoklast]

2. Jimmy Johnson was amazed

Finally found something stiffer than his hair.

[Archae]

3. NBC news talked to the tailgaters at Lambeau

Frozen brats on the grill! :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

4. Sounds about right

That's what it is in the Twin Cities right now (only a few hundred miles west).

As we say around here, it's colder than a welldigger's ass.

[hellbound-liberal]

5. Remember the old Tonight Show bit when the whole audience would yell, How cold is it?

And Johnny would respond, "They spotted the Tidy-Bowl man and he was wearing ice skates!"

[pokerfan]

6. It's so cold that

if you suck on an ice-cube it just gets bigger.

Dogs are getting stuck to fire hydrants.

You need defrosters just to have a good cry.

Hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs.

Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

Britney Spears is wearing underwear.

[Catshrink]

7. The boogers in your nose freeze.

So says my sister who lives in Wisconsin. Sunny and 60's in Phoenix. I'm just sayin'.