The Peaceful, Loving, Purring Kitten of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. just got done saying: "I've been thinking, Colin . . . What if we privatize the State Department? Hell, business and competition ought to be able to do it more efficiently and they can be selling stuff to the other countries at the same time which would save on overhead and decrease the trade imbalance. Hell, companies could have like drive thru embassies and diplomats in cute little uniforms taking orders and stuff when they're not going to state dinners and talking to other diplomats and ambassadors and stuff . . . you know, whatever the hell it is they do . . . What ja think? . . . Pretty smart, huh?"

Colin is thinking: "Maybe if I just fired myself and left a note on the desk . . . and boogied . . .
or say I was leaving for family reasons . . . or my health . . . hmmmm . . ."

[Droopy]

1. Bush to Powell

Bush, "So do you think you and Condi are going to be able to help us pull in more of the minority vote this time? That's the only reason we've got you two here, you know. It was a little too close last time, we sure could use those black votes. Get my drift?"

Powell, "Yes, massa."

[caribmon]

2. Drowned kitten

Does this deserve a response with such a header?

[skip fox]

3. A drowned moose maybe would have been better??

Well, I changed the header for such sensibilities as yours.

[regularguy]

4. Looks like EVIL is going thru it's "Blue" period......

[peterh]

5. Colin: I didn’t stutter you friggin’ twit…

You got my demands if you want me on board in `04

[underpants]

6. Now Colin how could you think of leaving when things are going so well

:eyes:

[underpants]

7. Honestly think about it, either you stay or Newt is our top diplomat

Even W can't really think that is a good idea.

[skip fox]

8. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

9. W: ah, the memories, eh Col ...

... do you still think the odds are a million to 1 that we'll go to prison?