Rapture Index 165 and yet no mysterious bodies floating towards heaven yet!

[LynneSin]

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

Rapture Index of 100 and Below: Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 100 to 130: Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 130 to 160: Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 160: Fasten your seat belts (Ironically wouldn't a seatbelt prevent one from being rapturized?

This week we can thank Witches and the Plague for the increase in the Rapture Index.

[qb]

1. Let me know as soon as it happens...

There are bound to be some really great cars and other stuff "Left Behind" ;)

[LynneSin]

2. According to the rapturists it should be happening any day now

Perhaps they goofed on their points system.

[NewJeffCT]

3. You have to be a True Believer to see the bodies floating to heaven

alas, I'm not one, so I've missed it.

[LynneSin]

5. Ok then why are there no abandoned cars on the roads

I see enough of the fricking bumper stickers

[NewJeffCT]

9. it's a slow process

ye of little faith.

[cloudbase]

4. Is there a way

to trade on rapture index futures?

[xchrom]

6. i think we should all pick out three or four rapture folk -- and start stalking them --

wouldn't want to miss getting free stuff when they are gone.

and the ones we don't stalk -- a clear message -- get cooler stuff.

[LanternWaste]

7. Oooh, pick me pick me!!!!

Go for it! I've got some pretty cool stuff in my apartment just waiting for one of you goat-sacrificing heathens to come over a pick it up (post-rapture, or course). :)

But I'll warn you ahead of time, I've booby-trapped the place and if you make any wrong steps, you'll get crushed under the weight of thousands of Chick tracks and hundreds of sofa-sized Thomas Kinkaide paintings...

:evilgrin:

[xchrom]

12. gasp -- you said -- KINCAIDE!!!!!!

:yoiks: well that'll teach this goat sacrificing heathen to cross your threshold.

[Bake]

8. You wouldn't be able to see 'em, silly!

Just go around and pick up their stuff!

Bake

[CreekDog]

10. you know what happens when the index hits the rapture level?

all those rapture believers get disappointed. :wow:

[LynneSin]

13. Actually, I found an archived article from a few years ago

They just raise the level. 150 and above use to be the "Fasten your Seatbelt" level.

[CreekDog]

14. how revealing!

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

11. Does that mean we don't have to pay tolls after all of the toll booth

operators have been raptured?

[FloridaJudy]

15. I rather like my own catastrophe index

after all....

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

16. The Rapture can be triggered by Unemployment?

Curious diety they're worshipping there. Is this based on Dept. of Labor stats or by the Wall Street Journal. And does God consider part-timeers to be fully employed?

[Maestro]

17. Please o please let it be the Rapture so Earth may rid

itself of these idiots. The average IQ of the Earth will go up tremendously after these freaks leave!

[FloridaJudy]

18. It would do wonders to relieve global warming as well. n/t