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Fri Jan-25-08 11:33 AM
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So from your own experience, how is sex like riding a bike? |
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Edited on Fri Jan-25-08 11:34 AM by yellowcanine
I will start. Once you learn, you never forget!
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:36 AM
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1. It's best to have a professional fitting done first |
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:37 AM
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2. You gotta do it a lot to stay in practice? |
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Unusual "riding" positions can be dangerous?
Don't ride with no hands?
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:38 AM
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3. You have more control when alone, but it's more fun with two! |
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:39 AM
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7. But only if theone in back keeps pedaling..... |
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One person can't do all the work!
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:40 AM
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Fri Jan-25-08 07:21 PM
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I've had the misfortune of of pairing up with women where I do all the work giving pleasure (I don't mind) But, crikey, how about some interaction. And then they wondered why I drifted away.
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:39 AM
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8. Now that one gets points for originality. Good one. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:38 AM
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Always wear protective clothing?
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:38 AM
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5. if you're not careful, you'll fall off |
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:41 AM
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10. Dammit!! That was mine! |
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:39 AM
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6. It's not harmful to the environment |
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And it's a fun, zesty enterprise. :P
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:42 AM
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14. Can't argue with that. Might depend on how one disposes of waste material, though. |
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Err - as in used condoms?
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:41 AM
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11. It's a fun way to burn calories. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:42 AM
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12. Stretchy shorts, plastic tassles and a thumb-bell |
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Edited on Fri Jan-25-08 11:43 AM by Richardo
Duh.
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:42 AM
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13. Do it often to build up your endurance. It's good for your health. nt |
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:42 AM
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15. Taking a shower after isn't a bad idea. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:44 AM
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16. Expensive equipment doesn't necessarily enhance the experience. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:48 AM
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17. Ummm, I do it a lot and I do it alone....? |
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Ummm, I do it a lot and I do it alone....? :blush:
There's just nothing in that statement to be proud of.
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:50 AM
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18. Both "sports" have performance-enhancing drugs |
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but in biking, there are penalties ...
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:50 AM
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19. Over do it and you'll be sore |
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In interesting locations.
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:50 AM
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20. wearing a helmet, while highly recommended, sucks. nt. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 05:01 PM
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:52 AM
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21. both make your crotch burn like fire |
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er, y'know... if you ride a bike that's not meant for you.
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:54 AM
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22. Some like the fat tires and some like the skinny tires. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:55 AM
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23. If you ride it too much |
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it could hurt your butt. :evilgrin: :hide:
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:57 AM
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24. Guys with one testicle can be very good at it |
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:59 AM
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In my experience, if you go for YEARS between fucks then the first fuck after all that time will be a bad one. In fact it will probably be so bad it would put you off sex forever, if it weren't for the overwhelming sense of relief you have at finally breaking your drought. It isn't just a case of getting naked and going in, out, in, out. You have to find out what feels nice, and you need practice.
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:02 PM
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26. If you don't wrap your pants legs, they can get snagged. |
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I hate it when that happens.
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:03 PM
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the wrong way you can scrape your knees.....
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:06 PM
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28. If you fall off it is best to get right back on. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:07 PM
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29. they are both hard to do, |
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if you had too much to drink
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:09 PM
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30. Doing it with someone you don't know is more exciting. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:10 PM
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This is the kind of thread that Duzys were made for :thumbsup:
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:17 PM
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33. Thanks, It took me three tries - sex like physics, sex like eating a baked potato - then this one. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:16 PM
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32. it sucks when your bike gets stolen? |
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Toe clips aren't so bad once you get used to them?
I lose my breath more lately then I used to?
It's sometimes too easy to come with an excuse not to?
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:19 PM
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34. Going as fast as possible isn't always such a good strategy. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:19 PM
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35. you can end up with sore |
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private parts if you ride a really long ways for a long time,... (aka testicles for guys anyway)
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:21 PM
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36. If you have a blowout and no spare, you're walking the rest of the way home. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 04:51 PM
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Fri Jan-25-08 12:26 PM
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37. If you do it too long your legs will get tired and cramped. |
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Edited on Fri Jan-25-08 12:27 PM by DarkTirade
But if you do it often enough it'll help you get in shape.
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Fri Jan-25-08 02:45 PM
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38. Sixty seconds of either one and I need a nap? nt |
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Fri Jan-25-08 02:46 PM
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39. falling asleep while doing either can result in a head wound |
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Fri Jan-25-08 03:27 PM
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40. It sucks when a chain breaks |
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Fri Jan-25-08 03:30 PM
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41. I get to wear a cute yellow jersey for finishing first? |
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Fri Jan-25-08 03:35 PM
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42. The use of more than ten speeds is unnecessary and amounts to just showing off. |
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Edited on Fri Jan-25-08 03:36 PM by MilesColtrane
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Fri Jan-25-08 03:58 PM
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43. Enjoyment of both is enhanced by going 'VROOM, VROOM!' |
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...or is that just me? :shrug:
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Fri Jan-25-08 07:03 PM
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61. this one made me laugh very hard |
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Fri Jan-25-08 04:08 PM
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45. Chains are used in both. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 04:45 PM
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46. It's more fun to ride with a partner. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 04:45 PM
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47. Rush Limbaugh has done neither |
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Fri Jan-25-08 05:00 PM
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49. You have a black, hard thing on your ass and you're bouncing up and down. |
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If you're riding on an unpaved surface, that is.
:rofl:
This entire thread is a scream! Thank you! :hi:
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Fri Jan-25-08 05:05 PM
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51. Do it long enough, you'll end up walkin' funny. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 05:05 PM
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52. Put the seat back on. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 05:14 PM
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53. Some folks like to do sprints... |
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Edited on Fri Jan-25-08 05:17 PM by AnneD
but the long slow rides are more fun for everyone involved.;)
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Fri Jan-25-08 05:15 PM
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54. You don't need a map.... |
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Edited on Fri Jan-25-08 05:16 PM by AnneD
just look where you're going.
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Fri Jan-25-08 05:19 PM
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55. It is a good idea to care a spare.... |
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Fri Jan-25-08 05:28 PM
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56. Doing it when you're drunk can lead to all sorts of maladies and unsightly abrasions |
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Fri Jan-25-08 06:47 PM
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57. Watch out for potholes. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 06:52 PM
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58. Some rides are more scenic than others. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 06:53 PM
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59. Lower gears are slower, but they make for a more pleasant ride. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 06:54 PM
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60. I'm supposed to wear a helmet & it's painful when i get my penis caught in the gears |
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Of course I'm not very good at bike riding.
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Fri Jan-25-08 07:05 PM
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62. doing it allows you to see more of nature's finest |
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Fri Jan-25-08 07:11 PM
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63. SCRAPED UP KNEES AND KNUCKLES!!! n/t |
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Fri Jan-25-08 07:22 PM
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65. It makes your taint smell weird. |
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Fri Jan-25-08 08:47 PM
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67. You can get your pant leg caught in the chain, be thrown to the ground, |
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get a bloody nose, split lip, scrapped palms and a dislocated knee cap, have people stand over you asking if you're ok and wind with a godawful med bill and a broken bike. Otherwise, sex is nothing like riding a bike.
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Fri Jan-25-08 08:52 PM
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68. It all depends on what kind of pump you use to inflate your tires. |
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...and how much pressure the tires can handle.
Duh.
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Fri Jan-25-08 08:54 PM
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69. It's always a good idea to have the right kind of lube. |
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:evilgrin: trust me on that one.
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Fri Jan-25-08 09:04 PM
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70. Welp, I think because it helps if you have a helmet |
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Fri Jan-25-08 09:06 PM
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71. When You Do Either Too Close To The Road, Drivers Are Always Beepin? |
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Fri Jan-25-08 09:09 PM
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72. The maintenance and upkeep required for both is getting damn expensive. |
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And quit bitching about the helmet issue, dipshits.
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Fri Jan-25-08 09:10 PM
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73. It's not the size of the bike, but how well you pedal! |
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Edited on Fri Jan-25-08 09:11 PM by WakeMeUp
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Great thread!
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Fri Jan-25-08 09:13 PM
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74. You can do it standing up? |
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Fri Jan-25-08 09:23 PM
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75. People who boast about how long and often they do it |
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Are usually lying, and always annoying.
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Fri Jan-25-08 09:24 PM
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76. They're fun to ride unti your friends see you |
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I have no idea what I'm saying
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Fri Jan-25-08 10:13 PM
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77. I'm really into and good at one of them... |
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and never learned how to do the other.
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Fri Jan-25-08 10:31 PM
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78. I haven't ridden a bike in waaaaaaaaay too long. |
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