Can a musically skilled person put my lyrics to music?

[Writer]

It's called the "Generally Accepted Penis Song." I'd love to hear what it would sound like as a folk song (or some acoustical guitar arrangement.)

Would anyone like to give this a try?

((cue acoustical guitar))

Gather 'round, every man
Every man of every land.
Bring along nature's bounty
Bring it on - from every county!

The wind blows, but we don't care
Sitting bare on our derrières!
Brothers all, let's stand and sing
Our hands entwined but not coup-ling!

I look at you, you look at me
We're nature's brothers, can't you see?
You have a hood, and yours is free
And together now, we will sing:

No skin should stand between us!
No Bris Milah separates us!
We're brothers all, can't you see?
We're all one penis - you and me!

The fighting has brought ill-repute
To decisions made without dispute,
By boys and men, every day,
To keep the hood or let it free!

We handle every one the same,
We handle it - it's not a game!
We handle it, and handle it some more,
(I think I've lost track of the score...)

But we're together, our hands entwined,
It's time to let our hate unwind.
Your dick is capped, and his is bare
And together now, we will sing:

No skin should stand between us!
No Bris Milah separates us!
We're brothers all, can't you see?
We're all one penis - you and me!

Listen close, hear that sound?
It's the rush of something profound.
It's not a fart, but our resound.
Brothers, let's not goof around!

We came together for a cause.
What other reason would give us pause?
But our manly bits, proud and bare
Would there be a greater care?

So brothers all, look around!
We're together here, gender bound!
You are hooded, his is free,
And together now, we will sing:

No skin should stand between us!
No Bris Milah separates us!
We're brothers all, can't you see?
We're all one penis - you and me!

((music slows))

We're brothers all... can't you see?
We're all one penis...

JUST YOU AND ME!




~Writer~

[Guava Jelly]

1. ..

um I couldn't do it Justice
:rofl:

[Writer]

2. I bet Christopher Walken would...

don't you want to be like Christopher Walken? ;)

But seriously... I'd be interested in knowing if someone would want to try. :)

[Guava Jelly]

3. Walken is Gawd!

I would if I had the skill and time for it.

[harmonicon]

4. I did.

I don't like it. This partnership is over.

[Writer]

5. Say wha?

You had a partnership with Christopher Walken?

[harmonicon]

6. No, I had a partnership with you

I came up with chords and a melody to your lyrics, but I wasn't happy with the song as a whole, so I bowed out of our writing duo. You're solo now, buddy.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Not quite my forte, but I do think that augmented chords should be in phrases for uncircumcised,

and diminished chords in phrases talking about the circumcised penis.

And a Neapolitan second for the phrase "But our manly bits, proud and bare
Would there be a greater care?" because Neapolitan sounds like Napoleon, and clever people like me will find it funny.


The other stuff should just be regular major and minor.