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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 01:57 PM
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Mr.pResident, is that trouser tracks or a CAPTION on your pants?
And we know you didn't have the soup so don't even try that one.
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 02:07 PM
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1. What'd ya mean, Colin? My Depends is NOT showing.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 02:08 PM
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2. No, no, George...rub your belly with one hand, your head with the other!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 02:28 PM
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3. Damn Karl forgot my "package" this morning
:grr:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 02:29 PM
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4. W tries the old "I forgot my wallet" trick when the bill comes
Typical.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 02:30 PM
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5. LOL! I thought of that too!
You said it better than I was thinking it thought.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 02:32 PM
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6. Pickles grimaces as she recognizes the onset of another .....
round of public masturbation
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Calm Like A Bomb Donating Member (128 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 02:35 PM
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7. "After much contemplation,
* decides to name Colin Powell his new Navel Secretary."
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 02:58 PM
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8. It looked bigger
when I landed the plane on that there aircrafter carrier.
LuLu
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