Who will NOT be watching the SOTU tonight?

[KitchenWitch]

I get physically ill listening to him lie. His voice causes such a negative visceral reaction in me, and since I am just getting over the Norwalk virus, I am thinking for my health's sake, I had better avoid it.

[Parche]

1. I will watch him for you

You get your sleep..........we need you healthy to fight!!!!
:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

4. :-D

:D

[MANative]

2. I'm with you....

I haven't watched more than 15 seconds of anything that shithead has said in the 7 years he's been in residence. Just can't stomach it on any level. To stay necessarily informed of his latest evil deed and/or plan, I rely on DU summaries and, when I can muster up the strength, transcripts. I'll probably catch Keith's pre-SOTU and then tune to the Food Channel or something.

BTW - feel better soon!

[KitchenWitch]

3. I will get better.

I plan on watching Monty Python's Flying Circus.

[Shine]

5. I'm w/ you, but ShineBoy got assigned to watch it for his history clas homewk tonite

so I guess I'll watch it with him and have a few good laughs :eyes: We printed up the funny bingo game card, though. :D

[KitchenWitch]

7. ARGH!

I know you are a good mom, and probably won't do this, but I am sure there will be some version of a SOTU drinking game floating around.

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

6. I haven't watched one of his yet. Why start now?

[KitchenWitch]

8. I watched his first one.

What a pukefest.

[no name no slogan]

9. ME!!!

I'm busy watching clothes dry. And nursing my headache with an ice cold ginger beer.

I feel nauseous enough without sitting through junior's temper tantrum.

[hyphenate]

10. There's no need for me to watch it

There's the Union, and we know the state it's in: shambles. What's to watch? See him lie, cheat and steal like he has since December 12, 2000? No thanks--there's a repeat of a repeat of a Law and Order: SVU episode for me to watch again instead--and better by far.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. I can't stand his awful dial-tone voice.

Whatever else is on, that's what I'll be watching. I'll let braver DUers with stronger stomachs fill me in on the details.

[KitchenWitch]

12. Word!

:hi:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

13. I'm attending a meeting of a discussion and affinity group associated with

my church, and no, we very emphatically will NOT be talking about what a "fine Christian man" GW Bush is.

Fortunately, this meeting overlaps almost perfectly with the SOTU, so I don't even have to be tempted to watch the Idiot in Chief or see the disgusting spectacle of Congresscritters applauding him.

[KitchenWitch]

14. You damned subversive Episcopals!

:D

:hi:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

16. I'll tell you, when we ask new members to join our group, we carefully

suss out their political opinions. Anyone with a "W 04" sticker on their car is probably not a good fit.

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

20. Right on!

:D

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. There might be a little entertainment value in watching...

Not Bush, but it could be fun to see whether Minnesota's own Katherine Harris, a/k/a Congresswacko Michelle Bachmann, tries to hump his leg again this year as he walks down the aisle.

[bigwillq]

15. I'll be watching

Just to see how many times he fucks up!

[KitchenWitch]

17. You are going to need a 1,000 page book to keep track of all the tic marks.

[Robb]

19. I don't get it on TV here

Amusingly, I only get two channels on the rabbit ears. CBS and PBS.

The CBS affiliate burned down last week. And PBS isn't covering it. Shame. :)

[mike_c]

21. checking in....

Not watching.

[Justpat]

22. Me.

I am not able to watch him or listen to him. He makes me feel physically ill.

[harmonicon]

23. +1

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. Neither I nor my husband will be watching that POS tonight...

He makes me sick!:puke:

[Initech]

25. Haven't watched a single one since that scumfuck's inaguration.

[Ekirh]

26. Nope;

Had no plans to do so at all . . .

[Gonzo Gardener]

27. I really shouldn't, but...

I will watch as much as I can stand.

If I wash a Xanex down with a couple shots of tequila now, I might make to the point where they introduce the bastard.

He makes my skin crawl. :puke:

[hippywife]

28. Not I or the DH.

You know what I really hate? When I'm across the room from the radio and have my hands full and can't get to the radio when NPR plays the odd clip of him speaking. I have to do this:



Seriously, he makes me want to hurl and I always have something better to do than give my precious time over to a compulsive liar.

[KitchenWitch]

30. Me too.

[Danger Mouse]

29. I'd rather play with my Pokemans.

So I will.

[Tektonik]

31. I heard you liek Mudkipz

[Danger Mouse]

32. I choose you, Pikachu!

Shut up, Pikachu. Shut the fuck up with your 'pika' shit.

[texanwitch]

33. Hell no.

He makes me ill to.

I will just listen to Mike tonight and find out what he says.

I would rather walk on hot coals then listen to Bush.

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. LOTU is tonight?

Seriously, I didn't know. :shrug:



There're two things I can't stand about W: his face.



Maybe I'll follow along in GD.

[Kajsa]

35. Hi Kitchy,

I'm watching for the theatrics and the "umms".

If it gets to be too much, I'll first hit mute then change the channel.

I'll see how long I last.

:D :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

36. I am afraid I would have to do something I have not done in 23 years

in order to watch.

:scared:

[Kajsa]

38. No NO!

Don't watch it- OR, remember this is the LAST TIME
we have to see him give a SOTUA.

It really helps!

:D

[KitchenWitch]

42. Which is why I will catch the recaps on the DU!

:D

[Kajsa]

45. Good idea, Kitchy!

Oh think of the pain you will be spared!

:D

[robertpaulsen]

37. Me. I've got to buy beer and, uh, cleaning products.

[SallyMander]

39. I am SO with you

I will probably not even be able to tolerate a transcript. :puke:


Are you feeling better now KW? :hug:

[Jack Sprat]

40. If I had some opium or LSD, or crack cocaine I might try it, but I don't

have either, so I won't, obviously.

[Fox Mulder]

41. I have better things to do than listening to Bush's lies on tv.

[Sabriel]

43. Yes, like watching the clothes in the dryer.

While I'm doing that, I'm going to stab myself in the leg repeatedly with a knitting needle as I swallow an emetic.

That should recreate the speech nicely.

[Infomaniac]

44. Not I

Can't listen to the goon without a barf bag.

[yellowcanine]

46. I have big plans to floss my teeth and trim my nails.

[havocmom]

47. Doctor's orders: no watchin DimSon. It does BAD things to blood pressure

And already dealing with asthma tonight, so no tempting the fates

[IzaSparrow]

48. We went to the bar

and had dinner.

The bar has no TVs in it, so we knew we'd be given "political asylum" for an hour or two.

[Cabcere]

49. Me!

I don't want to have to put up w/that crap on my birthday. :crazy: (Also, I would've only had access to the communal TV in the lounge, and I expect my housemates would be less than pleased if I destroyed it in a fit of anger at His Assholency.) ;) :hi:

:hug: Hope you recover from the Norwalk virus soon, KW - there was an outbreak of that on campus last year, and it wasn't pretty. :( :hug:

[otherlander]

50. I am not watching.

He is no one.

[DarkTirade]

51. I feel the same way

and I haven't even been sick lately.

[Robeson]

52. I'd rather stick glass shards in my scrotum.

[Fire Walk With Me]

53. I'm listening to a live internet stream from Mike Malloy.

CNN radio just called him "Mister Bush", so there are still some of us in the MSM :)

[crim son]

54. Not me. He makes me angry, he makes me ill and he's never

said anything that has real meaning for me. Tonight won't be any different.

[fujiyama]

55. I was in class

Even if I were at home, I couldn't have watched it. He's unwatchable and he just tends to piss me off.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

56. I didn't...

I can think of many more fun ways to elevate my blood pressure.