Dawggie
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:49 PM
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Chivalry isn't dead. (clean joke) |
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A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of partiicular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, then told him, "Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me."
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
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:thumbsup: I gotta be sure to put this one in my memory warehouse.
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