Writers' Strike Having Minimal Effect on Porn Industry

[Don Davis]

http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=1400

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. in and out

repeat as necessary :yoiks:

[CreekDog]

2. That's a lie

The dialogue is much cheesier than usual.

[JVS]

4. Every scene now is a Pizza delivery routine

[CreekDog]

5. and the pizza guy now just says "umm" a lot

:rofl:

[JVS]

6. "ummmm here's your pizza? Ummmmm you want ummm extra sausage?"

[CreekDog]

7. no, no silly, that was WITH the writers

now it's just, "ummm..." and maybe "oooo" (that part ad libbed)

[Dr. Strange]

9. There's dialogue in porn?

[Deep13]

3. .

:rofl:

[CGowen]

8. Writers' Strike threatening Porn Industry

Submitted by brad on Thu, 2007-11-15 16:55.

* Comedy
* Media

The strike by screenwriters in the Porn Writers Guild of America is wreaking a less public havoc on the pornography industry. Porn writers, concerned about declining revenue from broadcast TV, also seek a greater share of revenue from the future growth areas of DVD and online sales.

“Online sales and DVD may one day be the prime sources of revenue in our industry,” stated union spokesman Seymour Beaver. We want to be sure we get our fair share of that for providing the writing that makes this industry tick.

“It’s getting terrible,” reported one porn consumer who refused to give his name. “I just saw Horny Nurses 14 and I have to tell you it was just a reshash of the plots from Horny Nurses 9 and 11. It’s like they didn’t even have a writer.”

“Fans are not going to put up with movies lacking in plot, character and dialogue, and that’s what they’ll get if they don’t meet our terms,” said Beaver. Beaver, who claims to have a copyright on the line, “Oh yes, baby, do it just like that, oh yeah” says he will not allow use of his lines without proper payment of residuals.

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http://ideas.4brad.com/writers-strike-threatening-porn-industry

[xchrom]

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