Make up famous last words by historical figures

[MrScorpio]

Hitler: "I chose the red pill, Morpheus"

Napoleon: "That's the last time I'll double park in Belgium."

Reagan: "I was the president?!? President of what?"

[Rambis]

1. Rudi Gulliani "Is it 911 yet?"

in his delirious state-

[Sugar Smack]

2. "Either this wallpaper goes, or I go"

Oscar Wilde. Oh, wait...

[NoSheep]

12. Charlotte Perkins Gilman could have said that too. Poor thing.

;(

[Sugar Smack]

16. Damn. Really?

Damn.x( WONDERFUL writer & true feminist.

[NoSheep]

18. Okay. I'll take back "poor thing" ;-)

[HuskerDU]

3. '3,2,1'

Nostradamus

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. Marie Antoinette: "Nothin' but net!"

[texas1928]

5. Rednecks:

"Hey ya'll watch this!"

[texas1928]

6. Lincoln "I'd rather have a hole in my head, than sit through this play any longer"

I am going to hell for that one.

William Henry Harrison
"It was a good speech"

[book lady]

7. Socrates: "mmmmm, this new wine has a fruity bouquet."

[SeattleGirl]

8. Joan of Arc:

"Come on baby, light my fire."

[Bucky]

9. King Tut: "Let me the hell out of here... I'm not DEAD!!! Someone, pleeeease!!!"

[ruiner4u]

10. JFK

Its a nice day...Put the top down

[texas1928]

11. Elvis

"that fart felt funny."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Ronald Reagan

"Ronald who?"

I'm sorry...I know that was crass.

[texas1928]

14. City of Hiroshima...

"What's that noise?"


Ok that one will get me sent downstairs too.

[evlbstrd]

15. Jackson Pollack, James Dean, etc.

Watch out for what?

[MrScorpio]

17. Hunter S. Thompson

"Of course it's loaded. It's always loaded."

[lost-in-nj]

19. Joan of Arc

Disco Inferno

(Burn baby burn)
(Burn baby burn)
(Burn baby burn)
(Burn baby burn)

To my surprise, one hundred storeys high
People getting loose y'all, getting down on the roof
Folks are screaming, out of control
It was so entertaining when the boogie starts to explode
I heard somebody say

(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down

Satisfaction came in a chain reaction (burnin‘)
I couldn't get enough, so I had to self-destruct
The heat was on, rising to the top
Everybody is going strong, and that is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say

(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down

Up above my head
I hear music in the air
That makes me know
There's a party somewhere

Satisfaction came in a chain reaction (burnin‘)
I couldn't get enough, so I had to self-destruct
The heat was on, rising to the top
Everybody is going strong, and that is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say

(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down

(Just can't stop) When my spark gets hot
(Just can't stop) When my spark gets hot

Disco Inferno

lost



I am fucking toast.....

hell here I come