Which Is Smarter - George W. Bush, or a Pile of Rocks?

[CO Liberal]

[arwalden]

1. Kick Me

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[lpbk2713]

19. Petrified dinosaur dung has the form of a rock.....

....therefore the rocks would have a decided advantage.

[BigMcLargehuge]

22. Yeah, I'd vote for copralite too!

and gastroliths.

[rock]

2. OK, I voted for the bricks

I'm prejudiced.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

6. Rocks are not bricks

Bricks are a manufactured "clay" product. :)

And I am not a brickhead, just an architect!

http://www.ecoconstruction.org/env_impact_bottom.html

[rock]

12. Kinfolk

Distant cousins

[mike_c]

3. voted for Bush* because...

...I wanted to know what it would feel like to vote for the little Nazi. Kinda perverted, huh?

[nono]

4. What kind of rocks?

?"*

[Birthmark]

5. Good question

*'s is obviously far less intelligent than all metamorphic and sedimentary rocks. However, there are some igneous rocks with whom he might be favorably compared. Igneous rocks are SOOOOO stupid!

[NewYorkerfromMass]

7. Granite is fairly dense

so let's start there! :)

http://www.elegantstone.com/stone_info.htm

[LuLu550]

11. Bush thinks

he's Ig -ge- neous
LuLu

[TXlib]

8. 3 types of rocks -- according to Bush*

Metaphoric
Sedentary
Ignorant

[NewYorkerfromMass]

10. LOL!!!

Good one!

[bif]

9. How about a seaming pile of manure?

n/t

[underpants]

13. I just love the scientific unbiased polls here at DU

Psst I voted for the rocks.

[ProfessorGAC]

15. Hey! It's How Frank Luntz Does Polling Data

If it's good enough for that political hack, it's good enough for us.
The Professor

[ProfessorGAC]

14. An Inanimate Carbon Rod Is Definitely Smarter

"Stupid Rod!" (Homer Simpson)

[commander bunnypants]

16. Well this is a loaded question

and a pile of rocks would make a better Prez.


DEMMAN

[Bossy Monkey]

17. Well, he's definitely dumber than a sack of hammers...

Would a pile of rocks pretend to clear brush for a month because Rove says it makes him look like the common man? Hmmmmmm.

[TEXASYANKEE]

18. Yeah, but

which one spends more time on vacation?

[Insider]

20. before or after yale?

[Sheet22]

21. Gag

Who voted for Bush?:wtf: Everyone knows that a pile of rocks at least has some solid matter to it.

[CO Liberal]

23. And Unlike Dubya, Rocks Serve a Useful Purpose

:-)

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

24. The pile of rocks wishes to register a protest.

They don't like the fact you've compared them to G DUHbya Bush.