I Woke Up a Woman

[Donk Yore]

What do I do now?

Feed the kids and get them off to school?

Satisfy my hubby's insatiable desire for me?

Take a college course?

What is a girl to do with her day?

(I like sharing a connection, if you get what I'm saying)

[Donk Yore]

1. sing it loud and proud

Don't Dog Your Woman Lyrics by Buster Brown
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Lyrics for Don't Dog Your Woman
performed by Buster Brown
Well, I woke up this mo'nin
Early with the risin' sun
Woke up this mo'nin
Woke up with the risin' sun
Well, I thought about my baby
And all the good she done

Well, my heart beat like a hammer
My eyes got full of tears
Well, my heart beat like a hammer
My eyes got full of tears
Well, she been gone 'bout a hour
But it seem like a thousand years

Well, I should-a loved her more
I know I didn't treat her right
Well, I should-a loved her more
I know I didn't treat her right
Well, a woman like that
You need to love ev'ryday and night
Yeah!

(harmonica & instrumental)

Woo
Woo
Woo
Woo
Woo
Woo

Well, don't never dog your woman
You know you doin' wrong yourself
Don't never dog your woman
You know you doin' wrong yourself
She get the devil in her mind
Go wild 'bout somebody's else.

[rug]

2. So did I and she elbowed me.

[Donk Yore]

3. bitch, but

gotta love her

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Who was the woman you woke up?

[Donk Yore]

7. the one who

looked at me
and said I love you
looked in the mirror and said
I live you

[PassingFair]

5. You're a DORK.

How about you do ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS
go to work and pay all the bills...

Sucks being a woman.

[Donk Yore]

6. What is a DORK?

gotta know

[PassingFair]

9. In this case, someone who...

thinks women lay in bed in the morning thinking:

"In what way shall I pleasure men today and/or
beautify my house or my mind, silly little thing
that I am!"

Most of us WORK.

Just. Like. You.

SOME of us are even the primary bread winners.

But I realize you MUST be joking, so I'll add this:

:hi:

[redwitch]

8. I'm A Woman

I'M A WOMAN
Maria Muldaur
(Jerry Leiber & Mike Stoller)

I can wash out forty-four pairs of socks
And have them hangin out on the line
I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
Before you can count from one to nine
I can scoop up a great big dipper
Full of lard from the drippin's can
Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my
Shopping and be back before it melts in the pan
'Cause I'm a woman
Double U O M A N
I'll say it again

I can rub and scrub till this old house
Is shinin like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car and
Powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing
Till four a.m. and then
Lay down at five, jump up at six
And start all over again
'Cause I'm a woman
Double U O M A N
I'll say it again

If you come to me sickly, you know
I'm gonna make you well
If you come to me hexed up,
You know I'm gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry,
You know I'm gonna fill you full o' grits
If it's lovin' you're lackin, I'll kiss you
And give you the shiverin fits
'Cause I'm a woman
Double U O M A N
I'll say it again

I can stretch a greenback dollar bill
From here to kingdom come
I can play the numbers, pay my bills
And still end up with some
I got a twenty dollar gold piece says
There ain't nothin I can't do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag
And I can make a man out of you
'Cause I'm a woman
Double U O M A N
I'll say it again
'Cause I'm a woman
Double U O M A N
And that's all

[Donk Yore]

11. that

says it all.

thanks!

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. 'Double U'?

How do you pronounce "uuoman"? :shrug:

[redwitch]

15. Hey, I just copied and pasted.

I don't edit!

:-)

[Beer Snob-50]

10. do the dishes

and then donk yore the hubby

[redwitch]

13. Get your Biscuits in the oven!

You uppity women I don’t understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
You’d better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
Early every morning you’re out on the street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
You gave up your Maiden Form for Lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.
Every single brakeman that’s ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin’ him that he’s wrong.
Eve said to Adam, “Here’s an apple you horse”
And Delilah defoliated Samson’s moss.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And your coffee makes my hair turn green.
So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
If you can’t love a male chauvinist
You’d better cross me off your shopping list.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Kinky Friedman Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed lyrics

[Donk Yore]

14. oh yeah

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

[China_cat]

16. What's the problem? Unless you were a man when you went to sleep.

[Donk Yore]

17. I'm grumpy and wanna smash a china cat just because

but I won't.