A "Dave" also wrote the Twenty-Third Palm, as you may have red.

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1: Engorged is my "shepherd"; you shall not want.

2: He maketh thee to lie down so enraptured: he leadeth me until I'm a-dottered.

3: So en-lore-eth my pole: it leadeth thee in the paths of lasciviousness, so call my namesake.

4: Yea, though I wank all through Cali of the valley of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; my rod and my staff they comfort me.

5: Thou embarressed a chalkboard before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my hand with oil; MY CUP RUNNETH OVER.

6: Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will walk hunched over as they stalk me for ever.

Amen.

- Dave

Oh, there's a reason.

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1. if you knew how many hymns there were refering to Jesse's rod

you'd think that it was Jesse not Dave with all the um -- uh -- well -- rod.

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2. I had a best friend named Jonathan ...

... at http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4432735&mesg_id=4432735">church camp and at church.

:evilgrin:

Makes it all that much funnier, how his grandparents would go on and on about how it was "Biblical" that we'd be buddies.

As the Proverbs say, nothing new under the sun.

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5. Let us pray.

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3. I may have red what?

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4. Palms.