I win

[theredpen]

I am the champion of the lounge. Undefeated in thought, word or deed. I am the greatest lounge poster of all time, past, present and future. When you look up DU-Lounge in the dictionary, you see my picture. Downloading my posts makes your computer smell better. The Guinness Book of world records has closed the DU loung category and I will be listed in perpetuity. There is already a word for me in the Dolphin language. I can levitate small objects for short periods of time just by tossing them in the air. I have enforced Missing Persons missing enforcement regulating itself with its regulations pertaining to itself according to its enforcements to locate missing persons 100% and to stop kidnappings 100%. I have, am, and own, all three.

I want my cheeseburger. Now.

[Deep13]

1. Yep, you're pretty much the way, the truth and the life. nt

[madinmaryland]

2. Nice post, Mussolini!

pffthht :P

:hi:

[skater314159]

3. I think I saw your picture...

[DS1]

4. Only because I've joined a cult

[AlCzervik]

5. this is you-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0u1PzXfTo

[zanne]

6. Tom? Tom Cruise...Is that you? nt

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. No, there is no sporadic HAHA! laughter HAHAHAHA!...

[skater314159]

11. Here's the REAL TomKat video

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/28/tom-cat-unmasked/

[rug]

8. I'll give you $500 if you have a cage fight with Rabrrrrr.

[theredpen]

9. Wow, you're like the Don King of the DU Lounge

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. I for one welcome our theredpen overlords.

[Donk Yore]

12. Long Live theredpen

at least until someone else promises us bread and clean water