I've Been Up all Night. Ask me Anything

[Donk Yore]

anything

[Donk Yore]

1. dammit

i may not have all day
ask away

[azmouse]

2. Why were you up all night?

[Donk Yore]

bright lights in my eyes

caused me to mistake day for night. Or night for day. Or. ah, fuggedaboutit.

[newmajority]

3. Are you in an African jungle, or a big city street?

The only real difference is in the people you meet

But YouTube doesn't have that video, so this one will have to do....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS-pLtSx5DI

[Donk Yore]

4. African City Street

and life is not only good, it is fun.

[meegbear]

5. Do you spit or swallow?

[Donk Yore]

6. Spollow

[Heidi]

10. Are you FLIRTING with a sleep-deprived DUer?????

I've done that a time or two. :thumbsup:

[meegbear]

15. LOL, well I figure if it's 'ask me anything' ...

:D

[Heidi]

16. You're far more bold than I am.

Respectfully submitted,

Heidi (aka, "Ohhhhhh, needa hug?")

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

7. So when you're standing in the street...

minding your own business, and a car goes by, and someone leans out the driver's window and yells "Get a job!" but you already have a job, and you think to yourself how silly it is that someone you don't know just told you to get a job, and then some clouds form, and it starts raining, and you're getting wet, and the temperature drops, and you're getting cold in addition to being wet, and you try to find some shelter, but there isn't any, and now you're mad because you're cold and wet, and you start to lose your temper, and you kick at a parked car, and the owner sees you, and comes out of his house yelling at you, and stands right next to you screaming and calling you names, and you yell back because the day has sucked, and both of you are drenched and yelling and screaming, and the guy picks up a broom handle and swings it at you, and you duck, and he swings it at you again, and this time he smacks you with it, and you fall down on the ground, and a neighbor comes out of the house screaming for you to stop, and you ask her to call 911 for an ambulance, and you're bleeding everywhere, and the ambulance comes and they take you to the emergency room, and they tell you to lie back and be still, and they put an anesthetic mask over your face, and you start to slide into unconsciousness...

What's the capital of Switzerland?

[Donk Yore]

8. hubertville

Hubert is all that matters in this crazy walk around look for a bus take a cab world.

[EstimatedProphet]

20. Sorry, it's Berne. Boy are you way off! You must be exhausted!

[Donk Yore]

21. Walking around for too seemingly long

can be exhausting.

I apologize for adding to the methane gasses in the atmosphere.

I am but one among many, though my one seems to matter. To me.

[Heidi]

9. What was the total postage for the package to Australia?

Seems international postage to anywhere these days is ruinously expensive. But I'm not sleep deprived, so my mileage probably varies. :)

[Donk Yore]

11. I was sidetracked on my way to the PO

but will post the cost when I find out.

I'm stuck waiting for my scooter to be delivered today. After that, then it's off.

[Heidi]

13. Imagine that. Sleep-deprived AND sidetracked.

Huh? :rofl: :spray:

[Donk Yore]

14. Hey

it happens!

[Beer Snob-50]

12. what does donk yore mean?

or does it just have some dark erotic message?

[Heidi]

17. :popcorn:

:popcorn:

[Donk Yore]

18. Not dark, but very erotic

If I say, it may, well, I don't want to say it outright, but

Donk Yore

Think about it. Feel it. It's amazing.

The Donk Yore Force will not be denied

[Heidi]

19. Please elaborate.

:evilgrin:

[Donk Yore]

22. In the days of yore

a donkey walked slowly, but with prideful steps.

the beginning

[Beer Snob-50]

23. if one were to whisper sweet nothings into someones ears

and ply them with a good wine would one feel it?

[Donk Yore]

24. some feel a 2 by 4

and some feel a more pleasant feeling

all is different, though all is the same

[skater314159]

25. When the coffeepot comes to a boil on the stove

do you smell the burro?


Or the Blue Mountains of Jamaica?

[Donk Yore]

26. Everyone should smell Juan Valdez

there will be peace in the valley

[skater314159]

27. Namaste!

Thank you for your wonderful prognostication and enlightening answer, oh wise guru of the lack of sleep!

[Donk Yore]

28. and for only a quarter more

all your questions shall be answered. After I get some sleep. Waddya think. I ain't human?