Temeah: you can run, but you can't hide. TEMEAH! I choose you. Gauntlet down.

[CorpGovActivist]

An ounce of prevention...



Prevents a world of hurt...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jogger%27s_nipple">Prevention and treatment of jogger's nipples (my father-in-law is a marathoner).

"Jogger's nipple is also known as runner's nipple, raver's nipple and weightlifter's nipple, and gardener's nipple. There are similar colloquial terms for almost any activity that can result in the condition."

A wicked case of raver's nipple. They're a little tweaked.



And now you know.

:toast:

[TZ]

1. !!!

Nipple war!!!
You are either very brave or very crazy...I can't figure which...Mods are gonna be busy tonight I think...
:rofl: :popcorn:

[CorpGovActivist]

2. The Boston Marathon is coming up. This is educational for first timers.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. uhmmm

is that last pic photoshopped and what is over that guy's head in the first pic?

~Color me curious~

[CorpGovActivist]

6. All will be answered.

Q. "is that last pic photoshopped?"

A. We do not believe so. We believe this works on the same principle as earlobe stretching techniques, commonly shown in such reputable outlets as National Geographic. You remember National Geographic, don't you? Your inner 12-year old remembers.

Q. "what is over that guy's head in the first pic?"

A. We believe that is a common fire alarm or common uncovered light bulb, commonly found in the sparsely-furnished apartments of lonely bachelors who practice taping up their nipples before the big race.

[Dr. Strange]

22. The last pic involves some commercial work temeah did in college:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2g5A4FKAmw

[Tuesday Afternoon]

29. ~

:headbang:

[CorpGovActivist]

31. Righteous!

:rofl:

:headbang: :yourock: :headbang:

[quip]

4. BAAAAAAH!!!!ELEVENS!! PASTIES!

Game on, CGA! I'm going to have to get extra batteries for the ol' camera!

[TZ]

5. OMG!

Temeah nipplez (the z makes it speshul!)...Why, that might be even better than grapefruits!!!:bounce:

[Dr. Strange]

15. Not so much grapefruit...

Asparagus, maybe?

[CorpGovActivist]

16. Unpleasant after-effects

That is, if you're the considerate sort.

[TZ]

17. BWAAAAAH!!!

:spray: :patriot:

[CorpGovActivist]

8. Have BestBuy card, will travel...

... to buy webcam.

Don't push your luck. I throw sharp elbows, and my nipples and I are "in it to win it," to borrow a campaign phrase.

[CorpGovActivist]

13. Just to be clear, that last pic ain't me, however...

... http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7442623&mesg_id=7442623">I'm in trainin', and that's only with my left hand. Run scared.

:rofl:

[CorpGovActivist]

27. Let the record reflect that Temeah jetted off to TN without giving a proper concession speech.

A real lady concedes, Temeah. Spoil sport.

:P

[KitchenWitch]

7. one could put their eye out on set number 3

[CorpGovActivist]

9. Our digital forensics department notes that the lay of the shadow is true.

We do not believe this to be a doctored image.

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. Locking.

It is against the rules of DU to call out another member's nipples. Or their member.

[CorpGovActivist]

11. He had it ...

... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCZEmfnE-M">comin', Chicago style.

[flvegan]

12. That's why if you go heavy on incline presses or flyes, you take the shirt off.

Last think you need when moving heavy weight is nipple discomfort.

[CorpGovActivist]

14. I'm here with the Gold Bond if you need someone to spot you.

[flvegan]

20. Groovy. You will, uh...sprinkle and not rub, right?

[CorpGovActivist]

21. Whichever way makes you feel ...

... kinda funny, like when you used to climb the rope in gym class. And send you home from the gym with a spring in your step.

[flvegan]

23. Gawd that made me laugh.

[CorpGovActivist]

24. A Schwing! - and it's back, back, back - It's outta here! The Yankees have won the World Series...

... The Yankees have won the World Series!

Is it spring training yet?

[flvegan]

25. Yankees? I'm crying into my Papelbon jersey as we speak.

[CorpGovActivist]

26. Much respect, but...

... the Gold Bond may have a secret, slow-acting ingredient mixed in, now that you've let that slip.

:rofl:

Think Yankees' logo in your chest hair.

Oh, my God. The Google images search I tried for that was traumatizing. I'm just gonna go with this.

One of yours?

[flvegan]

28. I hear Clemens had a "special ingredient" too.

Agh...okay, that was even too far for me. I'm a big Rocket fan, and I feel sucked into the BoSox/Yankee ugliness now.

[CorpGovActivist]

30. I gotta say...

... who keeps stuff like that around as "proof" for that many years?

I dunno. Fishy, frankly.

I wanna see the games my grandfather and I listened to on the radio together, ya know?

[flvegan]

32. Dude, I'm a 70-80's Sox fan. I'm a Yaz acolyte.

That's what I grew up on and cherish, so I hear you.

[CorpGovActivist]

33. Goose Gossage - the Goose is loose (in the Hall of Fame)

My dad and I got busted sneaking out of church to listen to Yankees-Dodgers in the WS in 81. I was 9, and very, very grounded.

He was in the doghouse.

So worth it.

:toast:

[flvegan]

35. Heh...we're the same age, too

I was 9 when the WS was played in 81, and I remember hating Valenzuela (sp?) for his mad pitching skillz.

[CorpGovActivist]

37. Hail, fellow GenXer, and well met, indeed!

Are you in Beantown, or? I get up thru NY, Jersey, CT, and RI pretty frequently, too.

- Dave

[Dr. Strange]

18. Something for CGA and temeah to keep in mind:

[CorpGovActivist]

19. Impervious

Try again, with Safe Search off.

[quip]

34. WTF is that????

:shrug:

[CorpGovActivist]

36. It's better to be impervious than confused.

I'd see as how you'd be confused by that image, though.

:rofl:

"But...but... what's...wrong...with...either?"

[Dr. Strange]

38. I have no idea...

:shrug:

But it made me smile.

[TZ]

39. Do I even want to know

How you found that in the first place? Googling nipples again are we?:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

41. Ha ha, very funny.

Although that does remind me of the time when I was thinking of performing some work for our local church. They were supporting the work of some missionaries serving in Malaysia, and we were told that we should do what we can to help. So I thought, well, what kind of scenario could I serve in? Maybe I'll go there and help in some position. But how should I dress, what should I wear? What would be the proper attire? And what kind of service would be most fitting?


So I did a google image search on "missionary position." You won't believe what came up! (On the screen, ya pev!)

[CorpGovActivist]

42. I burn incense at the altar of Sweet Saint Serendipity every day...

... and she rewards me with lucky strikes, with no age check required, more often than I deserve.

I see she smiles out of both sides of her mouth.

Ohm!

[CorpGovActivist]

40. Killing you softly. With a grin on your face.

Next!

[CorpGovActivist]

43. I have found the Temeah neutron bomb.

And will not use it. Free will prevails.

[Dr. Strange]

44. Uh oh.

What exactly is the "Temeah neutron bomb"?

[TZ]

45. Is that something that keeps "temeah" from spreading?

Cause I think he's corrupting innocent other DU posters.....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7450639&mesg_id=7453049


:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

46. We need a "temeah-b-gone" spray!

:)

[CorpGovActivist]

47. It will put Temeah...

... clean off them. Forever. But I am a rational actor. No madman am I.

Besides, somewhere, in a dark corner of the Interwebs, there's probably a similar pic that would pull me clean off, well, you know.

Some forces are greater than suction.

No need for a nippleless winter.