I decided that I'm going to become a physicist

[Neoma]

I just want the awesome lab coat, don't be fooled.

[Critters2]

1. You could be this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxUXgHZK_UE&feature=related

[Neoma]

4. Oh lord, no.

[DarkTirade]

2. If you can figure out time travel

or at least how to send messages through time, I've totally got a quick-get-rich scheme I could split 50/50 with you.

[Neoma]

3. Yeah...

I was thinking more of chemical physics.

[DarkTirade]

9. Well nobody's ever made a fortune with that...

I mean, besides pharmacutical comapanies... and people who invent synthetics like kevlar and nylon... :P

[Neoma]

17. Well I can always change my mind and go for astrophysics, sheesh.

[Generic Brad]

7. I don't think Neoma will figure out time travel

You're not rich now, are you?

[DarkTirade]

8. That's the nice thing about being able to send and recieve information from the future...

you don't have to be rich to get rich that way.

Don't tell anyone this... but my plan involves transmitting winning lottery numbers to myself before they're picked. Shhhh! Don't tell anyone else!

[Robeson]

5. If you could help to beam me off this planet, and to an intelligent...

...world, I'll forever be your friend. I'll even give you all my old football cards...:D

[Neoma]

16. Bad payment.

Give me your TV instead. :D

[lligrd]

6. Don't Forget The Even More Awesome Pocket Protector

We want you to look the part.

[Neoma]

13. I already have the glasses for it.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. I knew a guy when I was in college, who always wore doctor's "scrub" shirts...

He wasn't a med student; he just found it was a good way to pick up girls... :rofl:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

11. Then get out of Oklahoma.

It's a black hole. They don't believe in black holes there either.

Also get out of Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, fill in the blank state you hate ________.

[Neoma]

14. I will.

But for now, I'm stuck in this silly community college for all the basics.

[rug]

12. You just want to be able to say quark without being laughed at.

[Neoma]

15. Uhm, sure?

[TZ]

18. If you do

You will be allowed to use the big Q term (quantum). I'm charmed by particle physics!!!;)