A man is in his sexual prime when he's:

[Oeditpus Rex]

[Deja Q]

1. Watching the playboy channel...

But it's technically 18...

[Name removed]

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[JVS]

2. Single

[flvegan]

3. Mid 30's.

Testosterone levels are still pretty high, BUT he should have the experience and confidence that he needs to go with that drive by then. Remember, "sexual prime" is in relation to her (or his) needs as well. Just cuz he can get it up 8 times a night, doesn't mean he's any good at it.

[keroro gunsou]

4. just a thought

it's not the width nor the size
it's how many times he makes it rise

and if he can't get the job done
he'd better be damn good with his tongue.

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

6. If he knows what's good for him

even if he CAN get the job done, he ought to be good with his tongue.

[LeftyMom]

44. Smart man.

:patriot:

[CreekDog]

9. I would do anything for love, but I won't do that

:evilgrin:

Any chance that was the meaning?

[Deja Q]

12. !

:wow:

How about the fingers?

[styersc]

5. Alone, in front of his computer.

With a good wifi connection.

Yea, I know, I don't get out much.

[zabet]

7. It really doesn't matter...

When they cannot
'cut the mustard',
they can 'lick the jar'.


:hide:

[Reverend_Smitty]

8. Oh boy...this thread is gonna get soooooo locked

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Yeah, well...

Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

[Inchworm]

10. Not sure - but for some reason I have poor eyesight

:yoiks:

[RainDog]

13. I think another choice should be when he has poor eyesight...

but I said with me. :)

[RainDog]

15. oh, and another one left out: a cunning linguist

and someone who can play in G-flat.

[styersc]

14. Maybe you can get rich my inventing braile porn for the blind.

"Scratch and sniff" joke is far too obvious.

[Deja Q]

16. Oi, none of the numbers you'd mentioned are prime!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_number

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, 113...

[Dr. Strange]

17. awake.

Next question.

[TZ]

41. breathing......

Theres that whole umm dream thing as you should well know!!!!

[Dr. Strange]

43. Ah yes...sleep.

Perchance to dream about nude yoga.

[RainDog]

18. ... wearing something like this

[RainDog]

19. I'm spamming this thread btl

sexual prime is also about how good he is at listening

[Deja Q]

21. I'll get the towel...

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Have you seen or read 'The Road to Wellville'?

:D

[RainDog]

26. oh yeah

and some work I did a while ago was about Victorian women who went to doctors to cure their hysteria... because virtuous women did not have or care about having orgasms, of course. same as today. :eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Not even 'bicycle smile'?

:D

[RainDog]

30. women who rode bikes

before the last 1800s were either radical feminists or women of ill repute. AND when they started riding them, they wore those ankle revealing bloomers! AND they stopped wearing such tight corsets so they could actually breathe!

scandalous.

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. History takes all the fun out of fun

x(

[Adsos Letter]

24. Ahhhh...the art of gentle massage...

followed by vigorous, health promoting massage...followed by a brief period of rest, naturally.

:D

[Fire Walk With Me]

25. Is Dr. Swift available as a DU forum ID?

[RainDog]

29. what a great idea! adult congestion and Dr. Swift!

[Fox Mulder]

20. When he's by himself in his room surfing porn on high speed internet.

Oh, you meant a man in general and not just me...

[CreekDog]

22. Just stopping by to see if this is locked yet

:rofl:

[RainDog]

28. ...able to keep his sense of fun

THIS IS AN ART INSTALLATION. just saying..

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Why'd she pick that one?

:shrug:









Never mind. I get it.

[RainDog]

35. you never played leap frog as a kid?? n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. Sure

But not like that. :scared:

[RainDog]

62. well

some people play it where it gets harder as you go along. start out on the ground and then end up with hands on knees. probably some gymnast could still do it totally erect.

[LostInAnomie]

32. Has enough money, cars, houses, and other nice shit...

... that women can't resist anymore.

:yoiks:

[RainDog]

34. I'd better just link to this one

I hope the mods don't decide I'm over the top

prime

[lost-in-nj]

37. other

when he's with me......


:evilgrin:


lost

[intaglio]

38. I've always heard that a man reaches his sexual peak at 22

trouble is women don't get there until five past

[graywarrior]

39. If he turns me on, he's in his prime no matter what age

[Rabrrrrrr]

40. undergone the spice agony

[LeftyMom]

42. Survey says...

36!

:does happy dance:

[Adsos Letter]

46. ...36?!!!...

...damn...what a discouraging thought...

[LeftyMom]

47. If it's any older, I wouldn't know.

flvegan's 36.

[BarenakedLady]

45. With mememememememe

:evilgrin:

Gawd, it's been forevah!

[Deja Q]

48. Oh God, yeah!

:evilgrin:

Nice to see you around!

But stay out of GDP. Most the people in there need to get laid more desperately than I...

[krispos42]

49. The 2 days immediately before and after the baseball All-Star game.

No baseball, no football, no basketball, no hockey, no NASCAR, no curling, no tennis, no soccer, no Olympics, nuttin'. So, what else is there to do?????


:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

60. That is the only correct answer!

:D

[RainDog]

50. amazing

I assumed when I got back this thread would be locked.

[Oeditpus Rex]

51. I yam invincible

Anyway, I knew the job was dangerous when I took it. :)

[RainDog]

52. superchicken?

ack. I think I can remember that song.

when you feel yourself in danger
when you're threatened by a stranger
when you feel that...

LOL.

nevermind.

[Oeditpus Rex]

54. When you find yourself in danger

When you're threatened by a stranger
When it looks like you will take a lickin'
(Buk buk buk buk)
There is someone waiting
who will hurry up and rescue you
Just caaaAAALL for Super Chicken
(BukGAAK!)

But if you're afraid, you'll have to overlook it
Besides, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it
(Buk buk buk buk)

He will drink his Super Sauce and
throw the bad guys for a loss and
he will bring them in alive and kickin'
(Buk buk buk buk)
There is one thing you should learn:
When there is no one else to turn to
CaaaAAALL for Super Chicken
(Buk buk buk buk)
CaaaAAALL for Super Chicken
(BukGAAAK!)



:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

55. Naked except for black socks and wingtip shoes, eating a baloney sandwich, and watching ....

American Bandstand.

[RainDog]

56. STILL not locked?

people must be realllly misbehaving in gd-p

[Deja Q]

57. No, but that "Name Removed" fella's back...

:rofl:

[billyskank]

58. fuck it

:nuke:

[BarenakedLady]

61. Hey

:hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

59. When he's still interested in the wild stuff.

:hi: :evilgrin: :D

[SPKrazy]

63. well

then, :rofl: I must have a ways to go :D

:hi: :evilgrin: