We've got a live one!

[ellisonz]

WARNING: Exposure to GDP may cause loss of brain cells and appendicitis.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4516918

It's going fast!

:evilgrin:

[radfringe]

1. any bets how long before he

gets tombstoned?

the whole "story" smells of troll butt-rot

[ellisonz]

2. Of course it's a troll.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=157&topic_id=4964

I think they're letting him live because, hell, he brings unity to GDP! ;)

[radfringe]

5. he brings unity to GDP

my thoughts exactly - I just thanked him for being a uniter... :rofl:

probably won't last, as soon as they get done ripping him to shreds or the mods get wind of it and he's gone - they'll go back to flaming each other...

but it's fun while it lasts

[EMdamascus]

3. That has to be a joke

Or Pat Boone had a son we don't know about!

[Pharlo]

4. No way a Republican wrote that.

That was written by someone who either knows how to spell or use a spellchecker and has at LEAST a basic grasp of English grammar. From the looks of it, I'd say an Obama supporter who wrote that.

[Orsino]

15. I thought it was brilliant.

But I guess satire that dead-on looks an awful lot like a tombstoning offense, and I confess I didn't read very far down the thread. :shrug:

[FloridaJudy]

6. They must be *awfully* bored

Over at The Onion this morning!

:rofl:

[radfringe]

7. I just alerted the GD..

I almost... ALMOST.. feel sorry for the troll... almost...

[radfringe]

8. thread has been locked

guess he's been tombstoned...

bummer... ok - GD-P can now resume flaming each other

[ellisonz]

9. YAY!

x(

[EMdamascus]

10. Almost a shame

That was hilarious!

[radfringe]

11. brought tears to my eyes

to see the GD-P united... if only for a short time...

:sigh:

[ellisonz]

14. Ditto.

[FloridaJudy]

12. Yup. Ate the granite cookie.

But this time I beg to differ: I think he disrupted very well indeed.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

13. A republican did not write that....

...it was so a joke. Someone was bored last night and thought they would screw around. I know a lot of republicans. They do not act like that. Some of them are kind of smart? I think the greed just gets to them.
Duckie

[ellisonz]

16. ...

The piñata is a brightly-colored paper container filled with sweets and/or toys. It is generally suspended on a rope from a tree branch or ceiling and is used during celebrations. A succession of blindfolded, stick-wielding children try to break the piñata in order to collect the sweets (traditionally fruit, such as sugarcane) and/or toys inside of it. It has been used for hundreds of years to celebrate special occasions such as birthdays, Christmas and Easter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinata

[YellowRubberDuckie]

18. OK....I don't get it.

:shrug:

[ellisonz]

20. It doesn't matter that it's not a Republican.

It's just fun that there's something to kick around in there that isn't fellow DUer.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. Why couldn't you just say that?

:pals:

[ellisonz]

23. An overwhelming need for wit?

It's a character flaw. I'm working on it.

:grouphug:

[laylah]

17. My thoughts, too, YRD...

I think it was funny as hell. Elrond? Elrond Hubbard, wheeerrrrrrrrreeeeeee arrrrrrrre youuuuuu? :rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

19. I did laugh...

but the post was disingenuous.
Duckie

[Guava Jelly]

22. It was one of the funniest threads I have seen in weeks

Someone should start a Republicandad appreciation thread :rofl:

[KG]

24. pure comedy gold!

[begin_within]

25. They locked that thread, before I got a chance to ask him,

"When your family is shaving, do they go for the Jesus look?"

[ellisonz]

27. Spillover.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4517212

[harmonicon]

26. thanks for posting that link - it was fantastic

one of the most enjoyable things I've read on here in weeks

[acmavm]

28. That was the phoniest damn thing I've ever read here. What Obama

supporter did that?

[radfringe]

29. well, I was toying with the idea of setting up another DU account

and signing on as Son of Republican Dad... but I thought that would be too cruel...

however,for the helluva it - here's what I would write:

message title:****HEY DAD, IT'S ME****

Hi Dad,

Yes, this is me - Justin. How did you ever find me here? I guess it doesn't matter.

I know we've had our differences in the past, but, Dad, I'm 20 years old - I'm adult, and as an adult I'm entitled to my own views.
I haven't been brainwashed or anything like that.

I've actually anticipated that you would eventually find out that I'm posting on the DU, and would be upset. I have heard how you repeat everything that rush limbaugh says, and buy all of his fan memorabilia, so it would not come as a surprise if you cut off my college funds. I've prepared for that eventuality.

You should also know, I've switch my major from pre-law to the performing arts. My dance teacher says I have quite a talent for ballet.

I have enough money saved to cover my current expenses, and I'm hoping for a dance scholarship to help out with next year's tuition.

Robert and I will be working with a dance troupe in San Francisco. It should be fun, and a nice city for a honeymoon.

Do you think Mom would lend me her wedding dress? It's not really to my taste, but Robert can perform miracles with a needle and thread. I guess it's too much to expect you would attend our wedding, but we will be sending you an invitation anyways.

love,
Justin

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yes, yes much too mean but if I were to troll bait the troll - that's what I would have written

[mitchum]

30. I can't believe so many people are so tone deaf when it comes to satire

jesuskrist!

It's really well done