For those times when you can't agree on light on or light off (nsfw! sexytime!)

[DS1]

Yes indeed, someone has invented an ear mounted light specifically designed to illuminate the crotch during oral sex. Whomever is responsible for such a genius product, I’m not ashamed to admit that I would like to shake their hand (then spend the next two hours washing it.)




Pair with the oral sex snorkel for a truly absurd sexual experience.

[LostinVA]

1. The first one could be used in some interesting role-playing

The second product is just creepy.

[Zuiderelle]

2. Role-playing? Like what sort of role? A Spelunker?

:D

[DS1]

3. US Coast Guard?

rescue the man in the

well, ya know

[Burma Jones]

14. Like, I'll be the Jackass with the Bluetooth Headset and you be a Grasshopper?

Funsies!

[Haole Girl]

4. OMG.... I wish that would have come with a warning.....

I hope I still have my job!

:scared:

[DS1]

5. edited

of course, I'll probably get ten times the replies now

[Haole Girl]

7. Probably!

:rofl:

[Bake]

6. I. B. T. L.

Because you KNOW it's coming.

Bake

[DS1]

8. why do you hate photons?

[Parche]

9. Howcum I find this post amusing?

:hide: :popcorn: :hi:

[SOteric]

10. The better to see

the T.P. lint with I guess.

[DS1]

11. that's the unsexiest thing I've heard out of your mouth

x(

[SOteric]

12. My work here is done.

:7

[DS1]

13. You're fired.

[SOteric]

16. You weren't paying me anyway.

[Shell Beau]

20. Ahahahahaha!! Now that is funny!

[DS1]

21. no it's not!

[Shell Beau]

23. I guess you'll think twice before buying the oral sex light now!!!

:rofl:

[Sock Puppet]

17. erm

:rofl:

[SarahB]

15. Looks like diving equipment.

Talk about a mood breaker. "Just a minute and hold that thought, let me pull out my cunnilingus snorkle." :wtf:

[asthmaticeog]

18. Well, it IS diving equipment.

:shrug:

[tigereye]

35. ah

:rofl:

best laugh I've had today!

[Shell Beau]

19. OMG!! I have seen it all now! And my eyes are hurting really badly after

that! :cry:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. My dear DS1!

Ah, now I can die contented!

I have truly seen it all!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[southlandshari]

24. There are so many things I'd like to say about this thread....

But I'm content to enjoy watching it carry on unfettered for now.

:D

[BarenakedLady]

25. I applaud this thread

:applause:

[Inchworm]

31. I like your style

I figured this was a gooder place as any for your daily flirt.

I hope you are having a super day and everyone obeys your every order.

Flirt- Flirt- Flirt- :loveya:

:*

[BarenakedLady]

32. Gooder?

You goober, everyone knows the proper word choice would be teh bestest. :eyes:

:hi:

[Inchworm]

33. Speaking of goober

Whats the "100% organic meat" thing?

You are chemical free?

:silly:

[BarenakedLady]

37. Yes but,

I'm pickled.

[Inchworm]

40. LoL

:applause:

:P

[Inchworm]

26. I want a snorkle with a light!

Brilliant!

:hi:

[krispos42]

27. Like this will help men find the G-spot...

:hide:

[DarkTirade]

36. Umm... I think you're thinking of the clitoris.

Most women wouldn't let a man stick that light where it would need to be stuck to find the g-spot.

[krispos42]

38. See???????

:rofl:

[redqueen]

28. Seriously?

This can't be real. It just can't. It's a gag gift.

[DS1]

29. pwnt!

http://www.sextoyparty.com/orsexlifi.html

courtesy of gizmodo.com


well, it could be a gag gift

[redqueen]

30. It HAS to be.

That would kill any mood. Okay well not certain types of perverts... but we can't go by them.

[Sock Puppet]

39. ...

gag gift :rofl:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

34. I'd Wager Only Amateurs Need A Light.

For real.