I don't know anything! Ask me anything!

[Fire Walk With Me]

Time again for the nothing thread! Ignore it at your own improvement!

[meegbear]

1. Where can I find a review of the latest Iain Banks novel?

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. I know this! I know this!

http://www.iain-banks.net/fiction/the-steep-approach-to-garbadale/#reviews

[Dr. Strange]

2. How many GD-Pers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

7. Just Two. But They'd Have To Be Reallllllllly Small In Order To Fit In The Lightbulb.

Unless, of course, you've got a really really big lightbulb lol.

[Dr. Strange]

19. I'm not talking to you, you rickroller.

Although with the site at DefCon 1, your sigline no longer shows.
Ha!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

25. LOL!

Ya know, since I did that, I've sat here wondering "hmmm, wonder if anyone's clicked on it yet" lol.

I actually sent EarlG a PM telling him he should post a really intriguing sounding thread in the Lounge, but alter the DU coding so that when a DU'er clicks on it, they go straight to a rickroll. I figured that would be the biggest DU prank ever and he'd be immortalized! No response though, I'm sad to say. But I think I chose the wrong one. I think Elad is the computer guru right? He probably wouldn't have responded either though, but I still think it would've been a Lounge prank for the ages!

[Dr. Strange]

29. And so...

outsiders would see all the responses and wonder :wtf:

That would be funny. Hmmm, April 1st is approaching...

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

30. Hmmmmm. You Just Exposed A Flaw In My Plot.

If clicking on the original link would lead to a rickroll, it would be impossible to post responses. The thread would drop like a stone lol.

Ahhhhhhh, well, I guess he could always alter the code to make the counter appear as if there were responses!

[TZ]

31. I will never trust you again!

Thanks DuStrange for uncovering this evil doer!! Click here, Hmpph. Not with your posts anytime soon!
(but damn thats funny--glad I didn't get duped):rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. One. He holds it and imagines the world revolves around him.

[MrCoffee]

3. What's that smell?

[BarenakedLady]

5. Sorry

:blush:

[Reverend_Smitty]

4. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. =SLAP=

[Reverend_Smitty]

12. ouch!

suppose I had that one coming Rick James...lol

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

6. If You Truly Don't Know Anything, Then You Shouldn't Be Posting Here. You Should Be Posting In GDP.

:P

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. Now you've blown my cover!

:)

[Bragi]

13. What can I do with my 99th posting?

Shit. I've only got about 25 posting left before I'm a DU millenialist.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. You can edit your post to say "999".

It appears that I DO know how to be a dick. Sorry. Congrats on your 1K, and hello, I've not yet seen your name around here. :toast:

I'd say for your 999th post, do some variation of the Brazillion joke, in an Olive Garden setting, and don't forget to include pit bulls that are breastfeeding people who are calling congress right fucking now.

Ramen.

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. Get your nothing while it's still fresh! Nothing better than fresh nothing!

[frogcycle]

16. What is the difference between a duck?

[Fire Walk With Me]

23. I sense foul play, but it's water off my back.

Thanks for your question, here's my bill.

[frogcycle]

41. only one of his legs is alike

[azmouse]

17. Is the truth REALLY out there?

[Fire Walk With Me]

20. Yes, but they used backwards-masking.

[kentauros]

18. Why do you want to know

more than you already don't know?

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. Because what I don't know fills every book.

[TZ]

22. Where can I find my very own Borg Cube?

Since my employer doesn't want to give me a cube I will have to resort to assimilation of the work area!!

[Fire Walk With Me]

24. You have already been assimilated, and they are feeding that irritating imagery into your mind

via your neural links. Don't you just hate those guys?

[Fran Kubelik]

26. Why is Shell Beau singing Girl You Know It's True?

And can I kill her for infecting my brain with that earworm too?

[Fire Walk With Me]

27. She wants to be killed, and has effectively sought the quickest means to such.

Don't buy into her thanotos. Just smile and nod.

[Fire Walk With Me]

28. Last call for fresh nothing! After this...

...it stinks! :thumbsup:

[BarenakedLady]

32. What should I make for dinner?

Please note that I am very lazy and my kids are extremely picky and whiny. Thank you

[Fire Walk With Me]

35. That's a tough one, but I think I've solved your dilemma.

PizzaHotDogChiliBurgerSaladFish. Breaded with Corn Flakes.

:P

[Amerigo Vespucci]

33. When did that smug bastard Leonardo da Vinci jump the shark?

I personally feel that it was when he produced a drawing of a single span 720-foot bridge as part of a civil engineering project for Ottoman Sultan Beyazid II of Istanbul in 1502.

But that's just ME.

I wanna know what YOU think, tough guy.

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

37. When he snuck a bottle of Clamato into his painting, Leda and the Swan, of course.

Incredible grasp of both art and of what was to come, but couldn't he have warned us about Hitler instead???

[Amerigo Vespucci]

38. OK, you've bought yourself some time...for NOW.

:evilgrin:

[Bake]

34. Why?

That's the question.

Bake

[Fire Walk With Me]

36. Because.

[rug]

39. Why are you wearing an Obama button?

[Fire Walk With Me]

40. Because the Hillary button pierces my other nipple.

I'm big on symmetry, and giving both candidates an equal chance.

[ileus]

42. What is the proper temp and pressure for a steam sterilizer?