fishwax
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Fri Feb-22-08 04:03 PM
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The Piano Has Been Drinking |
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Tom Waits plays "The Piano Has Been Drinking" as a guest star on "Fernwood 2-Night." Have you ever heard a Tom Waits song with a laugh track? :rofl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwUtEEjZJ8And if you care to listen to the album version (with, mercifully, no laugh track) here it is paired up with some random images of Portugal ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91s9eUcFU7g&feature=related
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Fri Feb-22-08 04:05 PM
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1. "...and you can't find your waitress....with a Geiger counter...." |
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Edited on Fri Feb-22-08 04:05 PM by Richardo
"Small Change" is one of the best albums ever. Thanks for the earworm! :thumbsup:
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Fri Feb-22-08 04:07 PM
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2. "and she hates you and your friends and you just can't get served |
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without her..." Great tune...
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fishwax
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Fri Feb-22-08 04:08 PM
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3. woke up with it in my head today |
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definitely not the worst song to have for an earworm :)
"Small Change" is one of the best albums ever. Totally agree :thumbsup:
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Fri Feb-22-08 04:55 PM
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4. Dan Hicks covers this song well |
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in fact I enjoy Hicks' version more, but that's just me.
Dan Hicks - The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) lyrics Artist: Dan Hicks lyrics Album: Other Song Lyrics Title: The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)
The piano has been drinking
My necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York
The jukebox has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut
And the spotlight looks like a prison break (It's bright!)
And the telephone's out of cigarettes
And the balcony is on the make
And the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
And the menus are all freezing
And the light man's blind in one eye
And he can't see out of the other
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid (Say what?)
And he showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
Mmm...
And the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
Cream-puff Casper Milktoast
And the owner is a mental midget
With the I.Q. of a fence post
'Cause the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
And you can't find your waitress
With a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends
And you just can't get served without her
And the box-office is drooling
And the bar stools are on fire (Talk about a hot seat!)
And the newspapers were fooling
And the ash-trays have retired
'Cause the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
Not me
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fishwax
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Fri Feb-22-08 06:37 PM
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7. i've never heard that version |
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didn't even know it was out there--I'll have to keep an eye/ear out for it :thumbsup:
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BrotherBuzz
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Fri Feb-22-08 06:53 PM
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8. The deal is, Hicks doesn't even play the piano - but he used to have a huge reputation for drinking |
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Edited on Fri Feb-22-08 07:19 PM by BrotherBuzz
He's mostly cleaned up his act, but I sat next to him in a bar, decades ago, and witnessed him fall backwards and land on the floor, still sitting on his bar stool. That takes talent and lends some creditability to the idea of blaming the piano. After one song's applause died down, Dan complimented the audience on the applause "That was a real good job on the applause. Nice and loud, and then it stopped all at once. That's how we like it. When you're done, just stop all at once. Don't drag it it on. Applaud, then stop. Thank you." When someone called out requests, Dan gave 'em the evil eye and spat out "We'll be picking the songs this evening, ladies and gentlemen". He dedicated the version of I Scare Myself to the Catalyst nightclub, where he admitted that he'd left town under "let's say, weird circumstances" in the past. (He was referring to the time in 1984 that he was so drunk he laid down on the stage and wouldn't play. The show was cancelled and he was banned from the Catalyst forever.)
A couple of tunes featured two violins, with Annabelle (one of the Lickettes) joining Brian Godchaux* for a twin violin sound. (Dan: "And now we're going to feature our twin violins. Even the Grateful Dead couldn't claim that."). Dan also did The Piano Has Been Drinking, (Dan deadpanned: "Tom Waits is gonna be real glad I recorded this song. This song has kinda done nothing for years and years, and now it's going to be a big hit. Yes, Tom's gonna say, I'm sure glad that Hicks fellow recorded that song"). One surprise was a Jimmy Rodgers country tune, with Dan yodeling and encouraging the audience to join in the yodeling (Dan: "Jimmy Rodgers was the first country artist, back in the 20's. Yep, the first country singer to sell out."). Dan was in fine voice throughout the show, with some brassy low voicing (remember the album version of O'Reilly at the Bar?) and even some wheezy Bob Dylan parodies during a couple of tunes.
*Brian's brother, Keith, and sister-in-law, Dona, used to play for the Dead.
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Fri Feb-22-08 08:46 PM
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12. Interesting story there, Brother Buzz. |
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are you speaking of The Catalyst in Santa Cruz, by any chance? Cuz that's where I live and I've been to the Catalyst many many times over the years, although I've never seen Dan Hicks perform live before.
MrShine is a big fan and we've got a bunch of his stuff.
I like his song "I Don't Want Love"...the one where he talks about his love of food. :D I can relate.
:hi:
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Fri Feb-22-08 10:26 PM
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of late, I've been enjoying "Milk Shakin' Mama"
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Shine
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Fri Feb-22-08 10:50 PM
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22. "Yes"....as in, it was at the Catalyst in Santa Cruz where that happened? |
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or, Yes you like Dan Hicks, too. :shrug:
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Fri Feb-22-08 11:03 PM
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23. Dan Hicks fell asleep (passed out) on stage at the Catalyst in Santa Cruz |
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and YES I love Dan Hicks' work. Loved it for decades. Seen him in many venues over the years, plus many nights at Dan Hicks' Open Mike at the Old Mill Tavern in Mill Valley. Many weeks he was a no show because the drinking was catching up with him. He's doing much better these days and I really enjoyed catching Dan Hicks and the Acoustical Warriors along with Dan hick and His The Hot Licks.
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Fri Feb-22-08 09:12 PM
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18. oh my, i think that was at the Rio Theatre in SC |
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Edited on Fri Feb-22-08 09:18 PM by musette_sf
(the story you added on edit)... though Dan wasn't exactly "banned from the Catalyst forever"... i think he was granted dispensation if he was with the Christmas Jug Band.
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Fri Feb-22-08 10:18 PM
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20. correct on both points |
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For what it's worth, that Christmas Jug Band has become an interesting institution of sorts. I was hoping they'd ask Charlie Deal, another Mill Valley legend, to sit in one year, but sadly I just discovered he died last October. Cripes, I remember him carrying a toilet seat back in the fifties and working with him at the Mill Valley Record in the sixties! http://www.dealguitars.com/memory.html
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Fri Feb-22-08 07:14 PM
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give a listen to Dan's duet with Waits on "I'll Tell You Why That Is". including backing vocals from Hank Ballard's Midnighters.
(also on the "Beatin' The Heat" CD, along with "The Piano...")
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Fri Feb-22-08 08:47 PM
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13. That whole album is awesome. I'm listening to it now, in fact |
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I like "I Don't Want Love". :thumbsup:
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Fri Feb-22-08 08:58 PM
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14. "if love makes you give up pizza night |
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and garlic mashed potatoes that are out of sight if love makes you give up all those things i don't want love"
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Shine
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Fri Feb-22-08 09:02 PM
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15. I don't lose MY appetite when I'm happy |
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Fri Feb-22-08 09:04 PM
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only when i gots da blooz (or da stress) B-)
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Fri Feb-22-08 09:10 PM
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17. sadly, I don't have that problem |
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heheh. :D
I've always been a Good Eater and I'm generally always happy.
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Fri Feb-22-08 04:58 PM
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5. I have never, until just now, ever actually seen any footage of "Fernwood tonight" |
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I completely missed it growing up. It wasn't on any channels in our area.
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fishwax
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Fri Feb-22-08 06:29 PM
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I don't even remember ever hearing of it until I found this clip this morning, though my wife says we once saw a clip on some kind of bloopers show :shrug:
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Fri Feb-22-08 07:27 PM
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10. What a brilliant record--I think my second favorite Waits; just behind Blue Valentine |
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Edited on Fri Feb-22-08 07:28 PM by abq e streeter
Saw Waits a loooong time ago---The Quiet Knight in Chicago, '75 or '76... right around Nighthawks at the Diner. Anyone here familiar with Chuck E. Weiss? "Deal the cards, roll the dice, if it ain't that old Chuck E. Weiss..." Also very fortunate to have seen Chuck E . Weiss and the Goddam Liars at The Central ( later the Viper Room) on Sunset Blvd. Always good to see other Waits fans on DU (and of course I would hope anyone hip enough to be a Tom Waits fan would be far too hip to be a repub).------Oh, yeah, and I remember seeing him on Fernwood tonight----funny, funny show.
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Fri Feb-22-08 08:41 PM
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11. Great song. I like Dan Hicks' version as well. |
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Fri Feb-22-08 09:16 PM
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19. That song is so great |
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:rofl: I thought about including it on my mix CD that I made for an alcohol studies class (no, seriously!), but I couldn't find a good version. :(
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