Get ready for...MECHA MANGA BIBLE HEROES!!!!

[Forkboy]

David and Goliath



In Spring, 2008 from JMG Comics. The 32-page, full color Mecha-Manga Bible Heroes series is filled with action-packed mecha-manga art and adventure-filled tales from the Old Testament – all for just $2.99! The characters, stories and themes remain the same. Only the setting has changed – to a futuristic world of robots, aliens and advanced technology! Be sure to reserve your copy today.

If you think this comic book is exciting, check out the real story in the Holy Bible! You’ll find it in the book of 1 Samuel, Chapter 17, verses 1-58.

http://www.mmbibleheroes.com/

:rofl:

It's a funny ole world.

[sakabatou]

1. My eyes! They burn!

As an otaku, the have corrupted the art of manga. MAJORLY.

[Forkboy]

2. Thanks for teaching me a new word!

:)

I'm no expert, but IS pretty atrocious looking.

[sakabatou]

3. I've seen Americanized manga follow more closely to anime/manga

Example "Avatar; the Last Airbender."

[redqueen]

4. I love that show.

:blush:

[sakabatou]

6. I want the next set of episodes now!

[redqueen]

14. I wanted them last year!

:P

[MrScorpio]

13. Or ANYTHING by Adam Warren

[Bucky]

5. are Mecha-Manga Bible Heroes comics simply inspired by God or literally the Word of God?

... you know, the word made flesh made titanium.

[sakabatou]

7. Titanium?

Surely you kid. It's made out of Gundanium.

[Firespirit]

8. I'm waiting for Bible Hentai

Lord knows there is enough material.

[ElboRuum]

9. Hmm. Am I seeing a pattern here?

Xtians don't seem to have any trouble believing that cavemen rode dinosaurs (they didn't). Now they have a near equal facility for conjecturing that they had mecha-robots and hyper-plasma beam weapons in Biblical times (they didn't).

And God said, "Let there be Voltron, and let he be constructed of 5 robotic lions which may join only with the Divine Key, and let he not be made whole until the megathrusters are go."

[Forkboy]

10. "Let there be Voltron..."

:rofl:

[SIMPLYB1980]

11. LMFAO!

[krispos42]

23. "And let not Volton be released unto thine enemies...

beforest each of thy lions 5 do speaketh 'megathrusters are go', amen"

[Deja Q]

12. Why does the machine creature have nipples? Big ones?

[RadiationTherapy]

15. I am SO fuckin ready for this!!!! nt

[Javaman]

16. Meh, I prefer David and Gothliath. nt

[theredpen]

17. Well, Optimus Prime *is* Jewish

[The Animator]

18. A Jewish guy that was a great leader, who died and came back to life...

... wait a second... Optimus Prime is Jesus!

[sakabatou]

19. Is that an actual screen cap?

[theredpen]

20. Yes.

It is from the originally-rejected Family Guy episode http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_You_Wish_Upon_a_Weinstein">When You Wish Upon a Weinstein.

[sakabatou]

21. Oh

Hahaha

[TK421]

22. I just went code-brown in my pants

:spray:

[Akoto]

24. I have to admit ...

I've been a Buddhist my entire life, but if Jesus is giving out mechas these days, I might have to think about converting. Do they shoot laser beams?