What exactly *IS* "Miracle Whip"?

[quip]

I doubt that this is the first time that question has been posited here, too!

[MrCoffee]

1. It is an abomination.

[quip]

2. Correct.

[Redstone]

14. When people put it on a sandwich, the only thing I can think of to say is,

"How could you?"

Redstone

[lildreamer316]

38. A-MEN!! n/t

[KitchenWitch]

55. Word!

[yellowdogintexas]

73. you beat me to that one LOL

[Fox Mulder]

81. Exactly.

I refuse to eat that shit.

[MissMillie]

88. yep

without a doubt

[TZ]

3. This?

O8) O8) O8) O8)



You make it sooo easy sometimes....:evilgrin:

[quip]

12. You. Took. The. Word. Whip. And.... BAAAAHHHH!!!!!ELEVENS!!!

:spank: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

56. Does EVERYONE have that image in their photobuckets?

:rofl:

[TZ]

64. Let me tell you a little story here..

Everyone HERE got this from me. It was originally posted in a thread in the Atheists group by BuffytheFundieSlayer as a joke about what I looked like while working in the lab..Then I had the poor judgement to post it in a thread where I was joking around with Orrex about something here in the lounge...And from there...well..
A injoke about an evil dominatrix lab tech gone wild.....:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

66. LOL

I believe that

[flvegan]

4. Jesus' interrogation device.

[quip]

17. Cardinal Fang! Prepare the tasty sauce!

[Cannikin]

5. A sandwich just isnt a sandwich without it's tangy zip...

Real mayo is disgusting to me.

[Dr. Strange]

6. It has something to do with this:

[TZ]

7. Dude..I beat you too it..

Check upthread....We really are twins from different mothers....:D

[Dr. Strange]

10. Godammit!

When it comes to quickness, I guess you're the dominant one!

Edited, 'cause as bad as it is to get beat to the joke, it's even worse if there's a spelling error in the post.

[quip]

13. PWND!

You shant recover from this!

[SacredCow]

8. It *ISN'T* Hellman's...

That much, I know.

[TommyO]

70. And if it isn't Hellman's, it's not going on my sandwich!

I'll make an exception west of the Rockies, where the same mayo is known as Best Foods.

[CreekDog]

9. Spoiled Mayonnaise

:puke:

[Swede]

11. I don't know,but I do like it.

Great on sandwiches.

[quip]

15. CHICKENSHITS, all of yas!!! Is NOBODY going to go THERE??????

:shrug:

[TZ]

20. ?

Is that anywhere like this:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7507725

[quip]

21. Correct.

The point where man juice and mayo meet.

[Dr. Strange]

23. Let's not talk about mayo meat, please.

Consider this your first warning.

[TZ]

25. Can we talk about

franks and beans then? I'm hungry....:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

29. I don't think Frank would be comfortable having you talk about his beans.

You have now also been warned.

[GoneOffShore]

16. Horrible Faux Mayonaise

The Brits have something like it called "Salad Creme". Just as nasty.

[Redstone]

18. I'd heard of that, but never tasted it. Now I WON'T ever taste it, and I thank you

for the advance warning.

Redstone

[Mutley]

19. I like Miracle Whip!

*pout*

[Archae]

22. Me too!

[Blue Diadem]

24. You made me go look..Surprisingly it has close to identical ingredients as mayo

little different order of ingredients though. IE: MW has more water than soybean oil, the mayo I have has more soybean oil than water.

The major difference I see on the ingredient label is MW has sugar, mustard flour and dried garlic. The mayo I have(store brand) uses lemon juice, no sugar listed, but both mayo and MW contain high fructose corn syrup. Jeebus is there anything they don't put that in anymore?

[NMDemDist2]

58. it's getting less so finally

seems all the corn going to biofuels has make HFCS too expensive

the latest salad dressing I bought had plain old sugar listed instead of the (formerly) ubiquitous HFCS

:applause:

[Blue Diadem]

77. Ahh..that's good!

I so very seldom see sugar on a label anymore, it'll be good to see it back again.

[Cannikin]

26. Mmm...Spam, velveeta and miracle whip on wonder bread....

[quip]

32. Twinkies for dessert!

[lildreamer316]

39. Excuse me, I have to puke now...

well, maybe just ONE twinkie.
Oh, hell.

[quip]

41. BAAAAAAH!!!!ELEVENS!! Yes!! They are teh evil..... and yummy!

:rofl: :9

[Fire Walk With Me]

53. The Miracle Whip question of course leads to the Twinkie question...

Whazzat white stuff!?

[quip]

90. Perhaps you are on to something, Peake! Maybe it IS Miracle Whip!!!!!!

:9

YAAAAHOOOO, says Twinkie, the Kid!

[Turbineguy]

47. Spam

the caviar of mystery meats.

[evlbstrd]

27. It's a form of penance.

Usually found in jello molds at protestant wakes.

[City of Mills]

28. Cool Whip gone bad!

Aren't you glad you asked? :)

[quip]

42. So, you mean like this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7508287&mesg_id=7508324

And yes, yes I am! :hi:

[kentauros]

84. "Dairy" products gone bad?

Milk & Cheese :P

[yellowcanine]

30. It is NOT mayonaise. I grew up calling it "salad dressing". That is what my mom called it.

I always perferred it to that horrible tasting mayonaise. But after I got older and struck out on my own I learned to like mayonaise and I can no longer stand Miracle Whip.

[Redstone]

31. All you need to know is this: I read a LOT of cookbooks. And many times, I see this in the recipes,

in various forms, in the lists of ingredients:

(some amount) mayonnaise, preferably Hellman's.

(some amount) Hellman's Mayonnaise (When NO other ingredient in the entire cookbook is mentioned by brand name.)

(some amount) mayonnaise, (Not Miracle Whip).

It's even like that here in New England, where we have a New England-made brand of mayonnaise (Cain's), and 95% of the New Englanders I know don't buy it.

And you know why they don't? Because it tastes like Miracle Whip.

Redstone

[hippywife]

54. While I have included

those very same instructions on recipes I've given out, I do still like them both. Some recipes just go better with one than the other.

[bicentennial_baby]

67. And because, When you bring out the Hellman's, you

bring out the best!! :bounce:

:D

[quip]

82. I see you did nothing else but watch TV as a youth as I did....

:hi:

[youthere]

33. Ever pop a zit? Well.... n/t

[quip]

37. Well played!

:applause:

[Chovexani]

34. The devil

:puke:

[youthere]

40. Well, not really...but it's what Satan eats on his sandwiches.

[Swede]

35. It is about thousand times better than mayonnaise.

May even ten thousand. They can shove that crap Hellman's you know where.

[redqueen]

36. Delicious!

:9

[Bunny]

43. My my, such haters

You will all burn, as this is God's own sandwich spread:




Goes good in tater salad, too! :9

[quip]

44. Miracle Whip; the new corn-flaked chicken?

:popcorn:

[Bunny]

46. Well, maybe so. But I'll eat the granite chicklet over this if I have to.

Some things are just wrong, and they're always wrong. So, let the chips fall where they may.


And pass the corn, please. :popcorn:

[Redstone]

59. And one thing that's just WRONG is Miracle Whip. A kitten dies every time you open a bottle.

Didn't know that, did you?

But now you do.

Redstone

[Bunny]

60. Kittens.

Feh.








;)

[Redstone]

61. OK, a PUPPY dies. Does THAT affect your conscience, which has obviously been wilted from

eating too much Miracle Whip?

Redstone

[Bunny]

63. Puppies.

Delicious! :9

PS - They're extra good on rye, with Miracle Whip.

[Redstone]

68. Oh, dammit, you got me. I have to admit that they are. But only with Hellman's.

Redstone

[Richardo]

48. Dad Richardo would agree with you on that one, Bunny

Dad's a big Miracle Whip guy, therefore his family was too. I didn't even know what mayonnaise tasted like until I got to junior high school.

[Bunny]

62. And then your sophisticated taste buds were exposed to toxic mayonnaise.

It's been scientifically proven that early exposure to mayo is harmful to developing brains.
Dear god, who will think of the children????

[Richardo]

78. 'Splains a lot, don't it?

:dunce:









:hi: Bunny!

[Deja Q]

45. Does it involve a dominatrix?

:hide:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

49. A heinous mixture of egg whites and snot.

Miracle Whip is the Devil's work.

[Swede]

51. No eggs in Miracle Whip.

You are thinking mayonnaise.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

52. Then it must be made *only* of snot. Egg whites would improve it.

[Redstone]

57. God damn. Thanks for the laugh, yet again.

Redstone

[Blue Diadem]

76. Miracle Whip label has it listed as: eggs and egg yolks, Mayo says:

Whole eggs and eggs yolks.

:hi:

[Akoto]

50. One of the most foul substances known to mankind.

I even find the smell of it revolting. Can't sit at a table with an open jar of the stuff. :P

[mondo joe]

65. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS *MIRACLE* WHIP. There is only Unexplained Phenomena Whip.

This message brought to you by Atheists of America.

[TZ]

69. ROFL!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[TommyO]

74. That is DUzy worthy!

[Dr. Strange]

75. God damn it!

Uh, I mean, uh, the universe, uh, subject it to, um, unusually high bouts of, um, cosmic radiation.

[quip]

79. Nietsche: "God is dead." God: "Nietsche is dead."

[Silver Swan]

71. Miracle Whip tastes sweet..

I do not like sweet sandwiches or sweet tasting potato salad.

I can see how a kid raised on sweetened everything might like it, but, IMO, adults should have outgrown such stuff.

[yellowdogintexas]

72. wannabe mayo, doesn't quite get there.

I think it is made with vinegar instead of lemon juice, but can't swear to that

[Mojambo]

80. I find it nearly indistinguishable from mayo

They're completely interchangeable as far as my taste goes.

[texas1928]

83. Creamy white gift from the gods.

I can not stand Mayo, it is horrid. But a sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

[Dr. Strange]

87. Creamy white gift from the gods?

Yep, that's what she said!

DuStrange's Cabcere impersonation strikes again!

[texas1928]

98. Yes, but I was not being a pev.

[quip]

91. You did not just type "Creamy white gift from the gods."

:rofl:

[TZ]

92. ....

Yeah. I really thought "Creamy white gift from the gods" was something else..Hair gel of the masculine type?:evilgrin:

[quip]

94. More like "heir" gel, from Zeus' personal collection.

:rofl:

[texas1928]

99. Yes, but I was not being a pev.

[Seeking Serenity]

85. Kroger brand mayonaisse

or as we call it down heah -- manaze.

[qb]

86. The only ingredient in my favorite sandwich

Miracle Whip on white bread :)

or maybe this is what it is...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

89. salad dressing and it sucks

but you already knew that.

[Bake]

93. I'm going to lunch now.

And dammit, I LIKE Miracle Whip.

Bake

[Gidney N Cloyd]

95. It's a floorwax AND a desert topping!

[quip]

97. I am still trying to wrap my mind around using egg products for floorwax.

Wouldn't that get a little rancid after about an hour?????

:puke:

[kentauros]

96. Never liked Miracle Whip, and don't use mayonaise anymore...

Now it's Vegenaise! Great stuff :D