If the Lounge crashed on a mountainside, who should we eat first?

[MrCoffee]

:shrug:

[DS1]

1. I don't know, but in the spirit of Gilligan, I'm RickRolling the first radio contact

[Haole Girl]

2. Is this a sex thread?

:rofl:

[matcom]

3. T...... oh wait

:hide:

[guitar man]

4. eat me!!

hey, someone had to do it :evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

7. how could you perv up my perfectly innocent cannibalism thread?

i'm shocked, shocked i tell you.

[guitar man]

15. how could I not?

after all, it does say "DU Lounge" at the top of the page. :rofl:

[Taverner]

sorry, we'd have to eat the fattest

they'd last longer...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

74. Useful reference here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7512551

[FloridaJudy]

5. The vegans.

They taste better.

[LeftyMom]

10. We just made that up to get oral.

(not really)

[Parche]

6. Eat out?

Then i vote for............:hi:

[texas1928]

8. Well some would die in the crash...

So those first. And if it there is a fiery crash , they come precooked.

[Submariner]

16. Yum!...I gotta make sure to pack BBQ sauce in my carry-on from now on n/t

[quip]

9. Eat meh (anagram)

*I'd* rather eat Johnson, sir.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Well, it's just.... well, he's not Kosher, sir.

God, I love that skit!


"How long is it?"

[quip]

12. That's a rather personal question, sir!

Edited to add link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=CmA7JhxGgWY

[TZ]

20. sigh....I am too bad...

I'D rather eat Johnson, sir!!:evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

13. The jerks in GD:P

[Lady Freedom]

67. We want to survive, not get food poisoning!

:eyes:

[Tyler Durden]

68. Pure Bile is not digestable or nutricious.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Total no brainer - whoever moves the slowest.

:eyes:

Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out.

[Richard Steele]

21. Jack London's definition of "survival", in 25 words or less:

The strong eat the weak, and retain their strength;
The fast eat the slow, and continue to move;
The LUCKY eat more, and move longer.

[ConcernedCanuk]

32. Reminds me of a patient asking their shrink, - "Where does Virgin Wool Come From?"

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.
.

" Where else" he replied -

"From the sheep that run the fastest!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. Or the old adage about running away from a bear - you don't have to be the fastest,

you only have to be the second slowest.

[krispos42]

63. I don't have to outrun the bear...

I just have to outrun you!

:rofl:

[ConcernedCanuk]

33. Reminds me of a patient asking their shrink, - "Where does Virgin Wool Come From?"

.
.
.

"Where else" he replied -

"From the sheep that run the fastest!"

[MissMillie]

72. I'm in trouble

I ran a 5K and the only 2 people I could beat were a pregnant woman and a 91 year old woman who was walking the course w/ a service dog.

(While I know that just "finishing" is the important thing, let me tell you... there is no honor in passing the 91 year old woman walking the course w/ a service dog.)

[Richard Steele]

17. First, we eat the dead, obviously.

Once they're all consumed, I suggest that we use a random selection method
to break into small groups for the purpose of discussing ideas for some sort
of impartial lottery...

Because that's just the kind of bureaucratic crap that that would keep you all
nicely distracted while I pick off whoever looks tastiest.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Ew - you'd eat dead meat?

:scared:

[Richard Steele]

22. None of the DEAD things I've eaten have ever complained that I wasn't doing it right.

KnowhutImean?

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. Maybe, but come on - human is best when served live.

That's my point.

Save the dead ones for the emergency at the end, if needed.

[pokerfan]

41. No, that's all wrong

we must follow Robert's Rules of Parliamentary Procedure.

Cannibalism in the Cars By Mark Twain

"A recess of half an hour was then taken, and some little caucusing followed. At the sound of the gavel the meeting reassembled, and the committee reported in favor of Messrs. George Ferguson, of Kentucky, Lucien Herrman, of Louisiana, and W. Messick, of Colorado, as candidates. The report was accepted...

[Richard Steele]

62. DAMN your eyes, Pokerfan!

I could ARGUE if you had quoted Jesus, Mohammad or Buddha...
but not the mighty TWAIN!

You win this round, Pokerfan...but I'll be back!

*leaps into personal "escape pod" and blasts off...*

[Random_Australian]

19. We could make a home in those strangely letter-shaped things while we are lost in the wilderness.

You know, the ones that say, uh, "ollywood" is all I can see from here.

Yeppers, we are 100% lost and no-one will ever find us again.

[Dr. Strange]

23. I vote for this guy:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=181890

And for dessert:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=187646

[hvn_nbr_2]

25. Wow, they take lurking to extremes.

Members since 2005 and 2006 and 0 posts! Bright side: At least they're not turning GD-P into cesspool wrestling.

[Wetzelbill]

47. I think they're Matthew Dowd and Mark McKinnon nt

[Name removed]

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[FloridaJudy]

27. Hey, we'd be doing them a favor!

Since they don't eat meat, they're going to starve anyway. We'd just be putting them out of their misery...

"So, who do you feel like eating tonight? Greek? Italian? Mexican?"
"Anyone but the Chinese guy. An hour later, you'd be hungry again".
"I know! Let's try Vegetarian!"


:hide:

[Critters2]

52. But how will you get any protein?!!

[JTG of the PRB]

28. There isn't a plane sturdy enough to hold us all safely.

We'd never get off the ground. We'd be hanging out of windows, dancing on the wings, running up and down the aisle screaming and giggling. There would be food fights and fires left and right, arguments over the in-flight movie and how loud somebody is listening to the classical station on their headsets, and somebody's nose wheezing will drive somebody else insane.

We wouldn't even get off the tarmac!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

29. Rabrrrrr. I think he'd taste like boeuf Bourguignon.

But this would work out only if we had the correct wine as well, which only Rabrrrrr would know what that was.

[Deja Q]

30. You don't want to know.

Teehehehehehehehehe.

[Yavin4]

31. I Say We Eat The Vegans

Since they can't eat meat, they'll just die any way from hunger.

[GreenPartyVoter]

37. *snarf*

[Rosemary2205]

54. Snort

LOL

[BreweryYardRat]

35. You can find some tasty things on a mountainside that aren't people.

Rodents, mostly. Hell, Peru's pretty much mountains, and they do up Guinea Pig pretty damn good. Or so I'm informed.

Which means the vegans would be useful -- they can reach into burrows or pry up rocks for everyone else's supper.

And when the rodents run out, then we'll eat LostInVA so she and Haruka don't disrupt the group's unity.

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. Johnson

[quip]

38. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7512043#7512119

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. Crap

I'm not a Good Citizen. :cry:



Anyway, to be perfectly frank, I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat Hodges.

[quip]

43. Well, I tell you what: why don't those of us who want to eat Johnson; then, you sire can eat

my leg, and we can make a stock of the captain, and after that we can eat the rest of Johnson cold for supper! :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

45. Good thinking, Hodges

And we'll finish off with the peaches. :)

[quip]

46. And we can start off with the avocados!

:9

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. Waitress!

We've decided now. We're going to have leg of Hodges...

[quip]

50. Dear Sir:I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I.

As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs?

Yours etc.
Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

[Oeditpus Rex]

55. Nope

Not gonna go there. :)

[quip]

58. It suddenly occurred to me: have you anything to do with orangecow.org?

[Oeditpus Rex]

59. Apart from having e-mailed Garrett once, no

I contributed to a Python wiki for awhile, but that's been my only real contribution to the proliferation of Python on the internets.

I use the orangecow site pretty much only for photos, and I've been growing away from it and more toward this Polish site — http://www.montypython.art.pl/index.php — because PythoNET is missing too many episodes in the photo archive, and the photos they do have are pretty crappy quality. OTOH, the Polish site has fewer photos per episode, though it covers all of them.

For some time I've been pondering ripping photos from the DVDs and saving them in my own cache to fill the holes left by the other Python sites.

[quip]

61. I've started grabbing pics from the Tap DVD...

I am indeed torn between to lovers WRT Tap and Python!

hehe: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y3WMHBJu8Tg :hi:

[lost-in-nj]

39. sorry

I am not touching this one....

ohhhhhh I have so many answers
so much to say


so hungry


lost

[Lady Freedom]

65. I still say Skittles!

She would eat us first if given a chance! Or kick our tales, whichever she is in the mood for.

[Skittles]

66. DAMN STRAIGHT!!

I AM QUITE THE SNACKER

[CreekDog]

42. someone from Delaware

I'm watching my weight.

[LeftyMom]

44. Senator Biden or LynneSin?

AFAIK, that's the entire population of Delaware, other than corporations that haven't moved their mailbox to Grand Cayman yet.

[Wetzelbill]

48. I'm more worried about The Others

nt

[Critters2]

51. Just the Longe, huh? Cuz I was thinking GDP would make a tasty meal,

if I weren't veg*n.

[quip]

53. Series?????

Everything over there is covered in poo from the daily effin' flingfest!

:puke:

[Critters2]

56. True enough. All you carnivores would end up with e coli. nt

[struggle4progress]

57. The moderators: if the rule-abiding Lounge crashed, it could only be their fault

[Boudica the Lyoness]

60. If you ate me

I'd be so tasty you'd want to take some home in a doggie bag after you're rescued.

[Lady Freedom]

64. I vote to eat Skittles!

Before she eats us!Or kick our a$$e$!

[Perry Logan]

69. As a skinny person, I think I should be the last. It would be a waste of time for anyone to eat me.

[zanne]

70. It would have to be me.

The extra fat would keep you warm.

[havocmom]

71. Figure we WOULDN'T be eating Redstone. He's too tough.

:D

[stuntcat]

73. whoever wants to start fights

whoever's a real downer to have around. I won't name names but I have a list in my head.
I'll help carve a few boys up even though I don't eat meat.

[unpossibles]

75. the raw foodists then the vegetarians

:)

I bet we taste better.

[TZ]

76. The anti-cat people!!

Kitties Rule!!!:P

[alphafemale]

77. The annoying ones.

Nothing like the two birds with one stone theory.

Right?

:evilgrin:

[theredpen]

78. Since I've been recently urged to adopt a vegetarian diet

I would say that we should eat the vegetarians.