What were you doing the last time you said to yourself, "WTF am I doing?"

[Skip Intro]

Me? I just opened the oven door to grab a cold drink.

Also, I ask myself that almost everytime I'm in WalMart...

:crazy:

[disgruntella]

1. sitting at my desk at work

i gotta get outta that place...

[Shakeydave]

2. Frying bacon in the nude.....................

at 2:30 AM! It's hard to explain to your In-Laws! :freak:

[Skip Intro]

4. THAT is a dangerous activity

even if you're alone...ouch!

[Shakeydave]

6. That is what woke me up and........................

made me turn around just in time for me mum-in-law to see the Willy!

[ulysses]

3. if I have to ask

how am I supposed to know?

:silly:

[dweller]

5. clicking on

this thread. . .
dp

[BushHasGotToGo]

7. Jacking off at the McDonalds play area.

Not really. Just wanted to shock you.

[Skip Intro]

8. that's sick

on edit, I just realized how effedup that really is, man...

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. I was going to keep this a secret, because it will just expose my klutzy

side, but yesterday I was picking up towels out of the bathtub and I rubbed my eyeball (depth perception) along the shower curtain(by accident of course). :wtf:

The next morning (today) I woke up with a puffy red eye. It didn't hurt then, but it sure as hell does now. Those who know me know it's just another one of those days....

I do not recommend rubbing one's eyeball along anything.

[Blue_State_Elitist]

10. hmmm

walking back and forth around my house wondering what it was that I got off DU for.

[KG]

11. every moment of my life,

:shrug:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. When anger takes me on road-rage trips

[frylock]

13. similiar to your wtf, but i put the milk in the pantry the other night..

walked away, then caught myself.. thankful nobody had seen me do it!

[Skittles]

14. I WAS FLOGGING GOPISEVIL

AND MATCOM WAS WAITING HIS TURN. I MISSED LAW & ORDER.

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. One word...Tivo....then you can flog for your pleasure...then watch at

your leisure. ;)

[Skittles]

16. I FORGOT TO TAPE IT

THEY SHOWED UP AT MY DOOR BEGGING. :O

[DS1]

17. Perusing the lounge

cya!

[Kool Kitty]

18. I was folding laundry one day

(down in the complex's common laundry room) and realized that I was singing "The band-aid song" (you know, "I am stuck on band-aids, cause band-aid's stuck on me"). Out loud. Loud enough for anyone near the same room could hear me. And they did. And applauded.

[NightTrain]

19. Right before I ended my last relationship

n/t

[Shanty Oilish]

20. Posting on DU

But you knew that.

[Elidor]

21. Submarine drills

I'd been reading before bed about the nuclear submarine Nebraska, and all night long I participated in submarine drills in my dreams. At one point I got up in my sleep, dragged my blanket into the living room and threw it on the floor as part of a drill. I went back to bed without waking up. I woke up during the following drill (fire in the missile compartment), realized what I had done, and said:

:wtf: