laconicsax
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Sat Mar-01-08 05:05 PM
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Southwest Airlines announces Olive Garden as new official caterer for in-flight meals |
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Thurston Howell III
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Sat Mar-01-08 05:15 PM
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1. Isn't Robert Gates the Sec. of Defense? |
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Sat Mar-01-08 05:17 PM
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2. I guess that means I'll be smoking and breastfeeding on the plane, then. |
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