terrya
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Tue Mar-04-08 12:55 PM
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Male DU'ers....would you wear a Speedo in public? |
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Once upon a time, when I was stupid and would go outside in summer to get that tan, I wore Speedos to get that even tan. Today, wearing a Speedo in public would not only be a tragic mistake, but a crime against humanity.
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Tue Mar-04-08 12:57 PM
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1. When I was a competitive swimmer, yes |
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:14 PM
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I haven't worn Speedos in years. I wear surfer shorts for swimming and tanning now. I have photographic proof of the tan lines, but this post will get deleted if I display said proof. :evilgrin: O8) :+
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Tue Mar-04-08 12:59 PM
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2. During Bear Week I do ... |
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and when I goto the tanning booth.
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:00 PM
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if you have any pics, don't let me stop you from posting them. :-)
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Tue Mar-04-08 12:59 PM
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Folks should consider themselves lucky for this.
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Tue Mar-04-08 12:59 PM
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3. When I was a teenager, yes. |
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:01 PM
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I'd get those swim trunks that allow sunlight through to tan evenly, if I cared that much about it. Just remember to sunscreen your dick first.
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:01 PM
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:03 PM
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7. i like to see them on others -- either for lust or laughs -- |
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but i think them unfashionable -- and don't wear them.
however i do sometimes wear them as underwear.
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:07 PM
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8. Nope. It's family man swim trunks for me. |
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Edited on Tue Mar-04-08 01:32 PM by ftbc
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:08 PM
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9. I had to when on a swim team in college, but other than that....NO |
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Friends don't let friends wear Speedos...especially when over 30.
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:24 PM
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10. you know the routine..... thread.....worthless |
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no pictures
yadda yadda
lost
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:34 PM
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:51 PM
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21. omg thank you.... thank you |
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:27 PM
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11. I had to wear one to swim class in college. I will never wear one again. nt. |
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:30 PM
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12. That's all I used to wear. |
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back when I had the bod for it.
Being a child of the '60s, I hated wearing any suit at all, which we rarely did back then. When I went to college I was forced to wear a suit at the college pool, and the tricot Speedos were wonderful because they were lightweight and dried almost instantly. I found one in the lost-and-found that I used for years.
I actually don't see any need for swimsuits at all. Everybody should just skinny-dip.
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:40 PM
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Tue Mar-04-08 02:06 PM
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27. It was a clean suit, except for the body lice and cooties. |
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Tue Mar-04-08 02:11 PM
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29. I guess I'm old fashioned ... |
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slightly used speedos are pretty low on the "I got 'em in the lost-and-found" list.
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:32 PM
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If people are so prudish that they have a problem with it, well screw them.
I'd more embarassed to wear these things that now come down to your knees. That isn't swim wear.
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:32 PM
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13. Being into defiance and socially-inappropriate behaviour..."yes". |
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Tue Mar-04-08 02:33 PM
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35. I'm with Peake, but only if they have a "t" style in the rear. |
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Tue Mar-04-08 02:49 PM
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36. Women appreciate the personal touch- cut them down yourself with scissors. |
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Tue Mar-04-08 02:55 PM
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38. Like they do with their jeans? |
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Tue Mar-04-08 02:59 PM
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41. Exactly! It's a subtle hint that they want us to do that with our Speedos. |
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Edited on Tue Mar-04-08 03:00 PM by Peake
Who are we to disappoint the lovely ladies?
Dear goodness- "Speedo" isn't in the DU spellchecker. For shame...
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:37 PM
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15. Sure, if they came back in style |
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Nothing says we guys have to continue wearing potato sacks.
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:39 PM
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They keep my boys in line :)
But sitting around a beach? Nahhhh
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:55 PM
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23. How about when you lap dance? |
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Tue Mar-04-08 02:09 PM
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28. This thread is useless without pictures. |
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:40 PM
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18. My brother in law still wears them. |
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He used to be a ballet dancer....now, not so much. Oh, and he's a redhead.
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:40 PM
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I don't need that kind of reminder of what once was. :cry:
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:47 PM
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20. Do yah mind? I'm eating. |
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:puke:
I couldn't do that to the unsuspecting public.
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:53 PM
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:58 PM
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24. My husband and my cousin had to buy them to wear in a public pool in France... |
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it stands out as one of the funniest moments of my LIFE.
Sample:
Me: (To my cousin: "Where's Luke?"
My Cousin: "Last time I saw him, he was STILL shaving..."
(He FINALLY came out of the locker room....)
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Tue Mar-04-08 01:59 PM
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25. I was so just about to post about "PassingFair's husband..." but you |
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Tue Mar-04-08 02:27 PM
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31. When I was 27 yes, at 45, HELL NO. I couldn't do that to the public. LOL nt |
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Tue Mar-04-08 02:31 PM
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Used to wear them a lot in my 20's, and depending on the beach and if I'd been to the gym, I'd entertain the thought.
Although, through experience, I've learned not to wear one in Puerto Rico or at the Jersey shore.
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Tue Mar-04-08 02:57 PM
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39. Only if I really wanted to piss someone off! |
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Tue Mar-04-08 02:58 PM
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40. Depends on the dollars per minute you'd pay me |
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Otherwise, think of a Louie Anderson with buttfloss.
Well, not that bad, but darker body hair.
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:00 PM
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42. let me be the first to say |
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This thread is USELESS without pictures!!!111!!!
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:34 PM
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I really don't want to cause mass suicides.
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:40 PM
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45. Linus Torvalds in a Speedo |
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Tue Mar-04-08 04:31 PM
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46. I wouldn't wear one at home, why would I wear it in public? |
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Tue Mar-04-08 04:32 PM
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47. I do when I go lap swimming. |
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It's psychedelic rainbow swirls!
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