Tell us 5 things DU doesn't want to know about you.

[unpossibles]

1 - I am a copycat

2 - this thread is a copycat

3 - I snore

4 - I can be very specific about how dishes are done

5 - I love to tickle people

[madinmaryland]

1. Only one thing...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. Yeah, I dealt it.

[EFerrari]

3. Too late.

lol

[SOteric]

4. DU doesn't care to know about

• my gastrointestinal difficulties with fatty foods,
• my educational background,
• how much money I do or do not have,
• my laundry secrets,
• my recipe for slug chowder

Are you sure this thread is a copycat? I don't think I've seen the format anywhere before. :shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. i am insecure about my professional choices

i am worried that i made a bad decision to live here and not in india
i have ulcers
i really need to make that waxing appointment
i really need to get my nails done

[youthere]

6. My first four are the same as yours...

#5. I bite my nails.

[mak3cats]

7. My turn...

1. I kiss my cats on the mouth.

2. My first crush was Jonny Quest.

3. I'm an extremely indifferent housekeeper, but it bothers me no end if my books aren't alphabetized by author.

4. I sometimes pour milk on salty popcorn and eat it like cereal (don't knock it 'til you try it).

5. People who don't use their turn signals really, really annoy me.

[Inchworm]

8. this may be fun

1- my gas will peel paint

2- I really am nekkid a lot.

3- I am truly annoying

4- I save nickles just to rub em together

5- I'll pee in a parking lot and not flinch.

:hi:

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. My five:

1. Onions + Finnfan = toxic fumes.
2. Despite my pretensions, I watch true crime shows when I'm bored.
3. "Magic" by Olivia Newton-John is a great song.
4. I often joke about having sex with the next-door-neighbor's dog.
5. I don't really care what you think, except for when I do.

[BuelahWitch]

10. Should I or should I not?

Oh what the hell!

1. Sometimes I eat ice cream for breakfast.

2. I enjoy being eccentric and wouldn't be a widget person for the world.

3. I like to go to cemeteries when I'm in LA and visit the graves of old movie stars.

4. I don't know the names of any of my neighbors.

5. I've dated guys who were brothers at the same time (but alternate weeks).