If life were like My Mother the Car, who would you be?

[trof]

I'm not making this up.
It ran one (1) season.

Cast:
Dave Crabtree: Jerry Van Dyke
Barbara Crabtree: Maggie Pierce
Mother's voice: Ann Sothern
Captain Bernard Mancini: Avery Schreiber
Cindy Crabtree: Cindy Eilbacher
Randy Crabtree: Randy Whipple

Planning to purchase a station wagon, lawyer Dave
Crabtree

is distracted when he becomes fascinated
with a decrepit 1928 Porter. Inspecting it, he hears
a feminine voice call his name. Finding that the voice
emerges from the radio, he discovers that the car is
his mother, the late Abigail Crabtree, reincarnated.

Concealing the fact of reincarnation, Dave struggles
to defend his mother against a family who eagerly
await a station wagon; and, from the devious attempts
of Captain Bernard Mancini, an antique car collector
who is determined to add the Porter to his collection.
http://www.kfcplainfield.com/tv/mymomcar.html

[Gormy Cuss]

1. I loved that show, as dumb as it was.

I'd be the late Abigail Crabtree.