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Fri Feb-13-04 12:10 PM
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Bush DID serve in Vietnam! |
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:13 PM
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1. Yeah, he served martinis to his buddies! |
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:14 PM
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Thank you!
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:14 PM
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That's Korea...(at least the top one) or Hollywood. I get the two confused.
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Fri Feb-13-04 08:36 PM
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42. San Gabriel Mountains |
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Actually, I believe it's the San Gabriel Mountains here in SoCal.
But Bush sure kept them safe while M*A*S*H was filming there!
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:15 PM
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4. So he served in Nam and Korea ? |
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:20 PM
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7. Yes he couldn't wait to serve he enlisted at age 4 |
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Born New Haven Conn. July 6, 1946.
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:17 PM
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5. Bush served in ALL American wars |
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and some European wars too. He's the war president after all.
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:19 PM
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:22 PM
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:24 PM
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:38 PM
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Didn't you see 2001: A Space Oddessy? I swear that was him at the begining, driving everyone else away from the watering hole, inventing that weapon of mass destruction...
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:25 PM
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10. He single-handedly won the battle of Gettysburg |
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:27 PM
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11. He beat Lord Cornwallis, too! |
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All hail W. The WAR PRESIDENT!!!!
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:37 PM
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his defeat of the Viking hordes at York!
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:38 PM
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16. And the Norman Conquest! W the CONQUEROR!!!! |
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:39 PM
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did he lead the Christian forces to victory over the Moors, or was that Charles Martel?
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:39 PM
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18. And if he hadn't been busy winning war elsewhere, |
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Edited on Fri Feb-13-04 12:40 PM by Rabrrrrrr
he'd have saved the Alamo!
And Custer!
W is the War God, but even he can't be everywhere at once.
I think he defeated Troy, too.
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:40 PM
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19. He returned in time to win at San Jacinto though! |
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:43 PM
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I'm especially proud of how he cleared up the wild west of indians so that settlers could move in.
What a hero!
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:30 PM
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12. He sacked Rome in 485 AD |
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but he was looking for weapons of mass destruction.
didn't find any then either.
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:31 PM
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13. He made the walls of Jericho crumble too! |
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:45 PM
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23. And he won the battle of Medina singlehandedly! |
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:47 PM
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26. Then turned around and led the Maccabean revolt |
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Fri Feb-13-04 02:21 PM
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36. Bush singlehandedly won the Battle of Hastings |
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leading the Norman invasion of England. He then turned around and won Agincourt for the Englist. Shot 3,000 bows simultaneously. Destroyed the French knights because he is so fast with a bow. Don't get me started on how he had the Dauphin of France coronated...or was that Laura?
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Fri Feb-13-04 02:23 PM
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37. Oh, and of course he turned back Santa Ana at the Alamo |
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Those librul historians would have you believe that Santa Ana won! Commieterraisttraitors!
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:32 PM
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14. He is the God of War! |
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:44 PM
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21. I got my head blown off serving with Bush and despite his wounds |
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to his arms and legs, he stitched me back together using only his teeth despite whithering enemy fire from the British (the American Revolution and War of 1812), the French (French and Indian War and the invasion of North Africa), the Germans (WWI and WWII), the Viet Cong, the ARVN, the Chinese Communists (Korea), the Red Russians (during the occupation of Siberia in 1920, the Panamanians, the Haitians, the Guatemalans, the Spanish, and the Union. (You don't think that Texas George would have failed to serve the confederacy do you?)
In the last case I am aware that Robert E. Lee was seriously considering resigning in George's favor, but was prevented from doing so because George was a uniter, not a divider. Uniting was not official Confederate policy. (Colin Powell was prevented from negotiating a peace in the Civil War because at the time he was someone's property. Wait a minute, Colin Powell is still someone's property...)
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:46 PM
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:44 PM
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22. He defeated the Zulus, keeping Africa British! |
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:46 PM
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24. It's got to be true! I saw it on the internet. |
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:49 PM
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27. he was the Commander of the guerilla partisan |
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fighting force called the Wolverines, compromised mostly of college cheerleaders, he fought off the Russians and their Latin American infiltrator allies in 1985. Cut off from Free-America, alone, outmanned, and outgunned - they fought so that this nation shall not perish from the Earth.
Wolverines!!!!
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Fri Feb-13-04 12:58 PM
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28. not to mention the Klingons |
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yup he stomped their guts out too.
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Fri Feb-13-04 01:11 PM
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Not to mention brokered the peace talks with the Cardassian, freed Bajor, studied philosophy and inter-species communication with Baalok, and taught "Critical and Quick Thinking In Emergency Situations" to Kirk and other cadets at Starfleet for generations.
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Fri Feb-13-04 08:40 PM
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So that's how the Borg were finally defeated!
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Fri Feb-13-04 01:12 PM
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31. And Shrub created the GrovelBot through the force of his own Divine will |
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Fri Feb-13-04 01:20 PM
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They should have substituted Jane Fonda for Hot Lips Hoolihan ;-)
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Fri Feb-13-04 02:06 PM
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33. Heh heh - or Condeleeza Rice |
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And put Cheney and Rush in the background as well.
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Fri Feb-13-04 02:14 PM
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"Don't forget his defeat of the Viking hordes at York!"
Now that explains the 10m Statue of him outside the Minster, too bad he was having it errected at the time of the Battle of hastings or he coulda saved us from the French, i thought he hated them!
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Fri Feb-13-04 02:11 PM
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Man, that turkey sure gets around.
* does, too :D
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Fri Feb-13-04 02:32 PM
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38. that f*cking turkey he's carrying around! |
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Fri Feb-13-04 02:48 PM
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39. Pity he wasn't at Masada |
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or the Alamo, or Little Bighorn, or...
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Fri Feb-13-04 08:34 PM
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41. I was very impressed by.... |
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how he fought in every single battle of the hundred years war (on the winning side in each battle too).
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Fri Feb-13-04 09:23 PM
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44. He's a very, very brave man.... |
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"Bravely bold Sir Georgie rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Georgie. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Georgie!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Georgie!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
Brave Sir Georgie ran away, Bravely ran away, away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Georgie turned about And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat, Bravest of the brave, Sir Georgie.
He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering up And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge."
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