JanMichael
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Thu Mar-13-08 09:34 PM
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"I know I'll sound like an asshole but " |
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Edited on Thu Mar-13-08 09:35 PM by JanMichael
"insert asshole opinion" after that...
And then think people won't get a tad testy.
Anyone else tired of that conservative DU'er bullshit line starter?
Fuck them to the wall.
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Tuesday Afternoon
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Thu Mar-13-08 09:38 PM
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I hate that shit, too.
balls to wall :headbang:
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Thu Mar-13-08 10:00 PM
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2. i am not racist but.... i am a feminist but.... |
DarkTirade
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Thu Mar-13-08 10:02 PM
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3. I'm not an alien bent on global domination... |
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but if I was, I sure as hell wouldn't depend on anal probes to get my information.
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Crap, I think the earthlings are onto me...
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madinmaryland
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Thu Mar-13-08 10:08 PM
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4. I'm not a Brazilian, but.. |
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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nomorenomore08
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Thu Mar-13-08 10:19 PM
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5. What is that joke now, a bizarre form of hypnosis? |
uppityperson
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Thu Mar-13-08 10:20 PM
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6. Not trying to intrude on your territory, but I've been posting that as one of my |
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standard replies in GD-P.
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Lady Freedom
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Fri Mar-14-08 07:16 AM
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15. I'm not a rickroll, but.. |
Robeson
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Thu Mar-13-08 10:21 PM
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7. Like this one..."I'm not criticizing you, but."..... |
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...which of course means, the person is criticizing you...
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OmahaBlueDog
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Thu Mar-13-08 10:27 PM
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8. I don't mean you when I'm saying this.. |
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... it's those other commie lib morons in your party.
Also, have you ever noticed that cons grin and giggle like 4 year olds when they think thay've made some really clever joke slamming democrats, but they get really quiet when, say, a Larry Craig joke gets made?
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petronius
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Thu Mar-13-08 10:34 PM
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9. Don't take this as an insult, but you sound like an asshole |
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I only say that because honesty is important.
;)
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lightningandsnow
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Thu Mar-13-08 10:45 PM
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10. Teehee. You said "testy" |
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Heh heh. Sounds like "testes".
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Oeditpus Rex
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Thu Mar-13-08 10:50 PM
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"I hate to tell you this, but..."
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laconicsax
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Fri Mar-14-08 01:55 AM
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12. I'm more tired of a slightly different line |
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People starting a line with "As a woman, I think" then spewing the most patriarchal, woman-hating bullshit.
I'm sick of seeing it in all its variations:
"As a gay <insert gender>, I think" followed by blatantly homophobic or transphobic shit. "As a <insert minority ethnicity>, I think" followed by overtly racist shit.
etc. etc. etc. :puke:
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Fri Mar-14-08 06:53 AM
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13. yup. i have seen blatantly sexist things said my women a lot recently |
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Fri Mar-14-08 07:00 AM
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14. I know I'll sound like an asshole but... |
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Edited on Fri Mar-14-08 07:00 AM by EstimatedProphet
I really think that anyone who doesn't praise Bush to the ends of the earth should be beaten to death with a baseball bat, followed by surgically crippling of their entire family, followed by intentionally seeding their bodies with tapeworms and roundworms, and then finally force them to live under bridges and beg for shoelaces to eat. For the good of the country, of course.
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