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Sun Mar-16-08 09:20 PM
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and make you extremely happy. Then come back up slowly and fuck you real good.
Yours Truly,
Gas Prices.
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Sun Mar-16-08 09:22 PM
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1. My virgin-fucking-eyes!!!! |
Maine-ah
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Sun Mar-16-08 09:23 PM
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2. you have virgin fucking eyes? |
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Sun Mar-16-08 09:24 PM
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That's what I paid last time I filled up.
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Sun Mar-16-08 09:26 PM
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4. you my dear, have gotten a good fucking. |
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Sun Mar-16-08 09:26 PM
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Sun Mar-16-08 09:29 PM
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7. Oh, no, see? This is a "gas thread" |
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Oh, IBTL seconded, btw. :P
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Sun Mar-16-08 09:30 PM
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9. but not a bodily function thread. |
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Sun Mar-16-08 09:38 PM
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10. And it's just political enough to be on DU |
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and with just enough levity/bawdiness to be in the Lounge.
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Sun Mar-16-08 09:29 PM
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6. So, this would mean we are having relations with... |
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Exxon-Mobile?
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Oh, and IBTL!
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Sun Mar-16-08 09:29 PM
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8. It may not be the best that I've ever had, |
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but it has been the longest.
Regards, Mugu
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Sun Mar-16-08 09:47 PM
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Sun Mar-16-08 09:50 PM
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12. today only, special sale. |
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Sun Mar-16-08 09:59 PM
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14. When I go fast and hard for three hours |
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on the highway, I usually get pretty good mileage out of it. ;) :silly: :hi:
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Sun Mar-16-08 10:03 PM
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Mon Mar-17-08 12:09 AM
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And pretty soon, the Emperor's Club will be cheaper than you. :-)
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Mon Mar-17-08 02:54 AM
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17. I love my fucking government... |
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because my government loves fucking me!
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Mon Mar-17-08 03:07 AM
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18. Can I pay at the pump? |
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Mon Mar-17-08 06:06 AM
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I will tie up
100 bucks for at least one week from your account.
business is business.
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Mon Mar-17-08 07:16 AM
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:D huhuhuhuhuhh you said "tie up" :evilgrin:
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Mon Mar-17-08 06:07 AM
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20. Baby, I can go all day and half the night. |
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My Saturn SL1 gets 40 MPG!!
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Mon Mar-17-08 07:56 AM
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23. If my engine gets tired, I can switch to batteries. |
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Mon Mar-17-08 08:03 AM
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27. battery powered toys are fun. |
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Mon Mar-17-08 08:09 AM
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30. YEAH but I can REALLY giver 'er the GAS. |
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Mon Mar-17-08 07:26 AM
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22. if you got the fuel -- i got the mileage. |
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Mon Mar-17-08 07:58 AM
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I mean all those stupid petroleum industry ads about how they are working hard on "clean energy" sources...:evilgrin:
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Mon Mar-17-08 08:02 AM
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26. they are working hard |
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it just ain't on anything clean....
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Mon Mar-17-08 07:59 AM
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Mon Mar-17-08 08:05 AM
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I'm a little gassy, myself and in need of a kiss ;)
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Mon Mar-17-08 08:08 AM
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Mon Mar-17-08 08:15 AM
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stick a fork in me, I'm done :D :* :rofl:
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Mon Mar-17-08 08:24 AM
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33. Took Maine-ah to the city last night. |
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Mon Mar-17-08 09:21 AM
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36. anywhere but here on the midcoast |
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Mon Mar-17-08 12:02 PM
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40. Did no one here grow up in Maine? |
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Bang-ah?
No! She's not THAT kinda girl!
(but I'm beginning to wonder)
------------------------------------------------ Your Honor, I did NOT promise to take her to Florida, I only said I was going to tamper with her.;)
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Mon Mar-17-08 08:25 AM
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34. You buying me dinner first? |
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I mean it is the least you could do.
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Mon Mar-17-08 09:22 AM
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it's such a good fucking, you have to buy your own dinner.
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Mon Mar-17-08 09:50 AM
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39. But will you margin call me in the morning? |
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after all, I've got standards... or maybe citgo.
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