Take the quiz: How much are you worth in bed?

[pokerfan]

http://hellarity.us/in-bed

$1,086/hr

[ghostsofgiants]

1. $1,117

[harmonicon]

2. $1,163/hr

I wasn't about to measure my penis, so I just clicked "average" - and it said I'm still worth more than most people taking the test. So, what they say must be true.... that saying being "harmonicon is great in bed".

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. hmmm

never mind

[cbayer]

4. It would cost me $2/hr.

[cbayer]

5. I've got ten bucks and plenty of time.

[boilerbabe]

9. Don't be spending it all in one place!! n/t

[Contrary1]

6. Well, it seems I'm not worth much

"Sorry, you're worth less in bed than the average ($215.00)"

But though; I am old and breastless...after 35 years, the hubby still loves me. So all is good.

[boilerbabe]

10. Ha ha, see my post below...

Don't have a hubby even...so if i wasn't so lazy, would have to go and find one. I keep telling people that I am a lousy lay, so they will leave me alone. It worked, maybe too well? Damned if you do, damned if you don't!!

[boilerbabe]

11. I'm old and still have breasts, for what they are worth!! n/t

[Contrary1]

14. LOL...

If I had my druthers, I would still have breasts. Alas; life had other plans.
Who knows what might have been? Perhaps; I would have been worth a whole $225.00. :)

Just happy to be here...a 10+ year breast cancer survivor! :woohoo:

[Breeze54]

17. I'm glad you are a survivor too.

:hug:

[fudge stripe cookays]

19. Hmmm...

must be the age that's different.

I got $215 but I'm older. It says I'm worth MORE than the average. Who knew?

:woohoo:

[Breeze54]

7. $1,209.00 per hour... but I know I'm worth a helluva lot more...

:P

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[boilerbabe]

12. It depends on the "fortune 500 index, hunny" n/t

[Breeze54]

13. Naw... those rich guys still have money.

They have money to burn and stashed away on the "islands". ;)

In the depression?

The things that did make $$ were booze, drugs and sex!

People never give them up and health care is another biggie. ;)

[boilerbabe]

8. I was worth less than $215.00!!~ n/t

[Indi Guy]

15. I don't need a quiz to evaluate my prowess...

I love the coos on one day, and can deal with the boos on another. But I'll never get used to the laughing...

[billyskank]

16. I don't charge.

[Breeze54]

18. LMAO! "My cheeky monkey!"

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

20. ($215.0025823979) per hour.

Does that mean I'm good? :shrug:

[x-g.o.p.er]

21. $1,102/hr but in this economy...

I'll give it away. :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. $1,071 - I can live with that.

I was afraid it would come out at about a sawbuck.

[zingaro]

39. Same answer here.

And yeah, I was afraid I'd have to pay.

[Mutley]

23. $1,010/hr

:rofl:

[xchrom]

24. here it is --

1,086 dollars an hour.

[Inchworm]

25. 1,132 an hour - weee

Looking for work!

:hi:

[miss_american_pie]

40. Parking here

:hi:

[Courtesy Flush]

26. WTF??? $1102

Not sure how I rated that high. Women don't even look at me.

At least I now know why my wife isn't complaining.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

27. $1270 an hour

hmmm... perhaps I'm in the wrong line of business.

[Jimbo S]

28. $215.02/hr.

So much for my dreams as a male prostitute.

Back to the day job.

[TimeChaser]

29. 1,102 an hour

Cool :D

[edbermac]

30. A brazillion dollars an hour

Tax not included :evilgrin:

[pokerfan]

31. Heather Mills is worth $170,000 per day

but had to settle for $34,000.

[Pierre.Suave]

32. Apparently...

$1,117.00 an hour.

[MissMillie]

33. does it change from week to week

according to the stock index or....


last week the test said I was worth $1025/hr.

[pokerfan]

36. Inflation

weak dollar

[Greyskye]

34. $1,239/hr.

Any takers? 10% discount for DU members... O8)

[bikebloke]

35. $1056/ hour

Can I charge retroactively? Or double it since I don't like some of my partners anymore?

[KansDem]

37. $1,086/hr

Is this good?

[IronLionZion]

38. $1,224 or best offer, who wants me?

[Broken_Hero]

41. Discount here....

872$, I'm a bargain.....:D

[Missy Vixen]

42. $1,071 an hour

Who knew?

Julie

[Iris]

43. hmm - $1, 025 an hour. Is it the master's degree or the snoring

that brings the price down?