Ethical dilemma: If lionesspriyanka *were* a stripper, would you watch her perform?

[Oeditpus Rex]

If she were and you did, would you let her know you were there?

Before or after?



:dilemma:



Note that this is posted with her gracious permission.

[Blue_Tires]

1. no need -- i've already undressed her with my eyes

lal

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. i hope you would come and support me in my new career choice

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I don't know

That's why I posed the question.



Seems like it'd be kinda awkward, y'know?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. i think maybe a lap dance would be awkward. but a few bills in my thong

would be acceptable

[youthere]

9. Just don't stab anyone in the eye with your heel.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7576926&mesg_id=7576926

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Well, see, it goes two ways

I'd wonder what you'd think about me being there, and that would make me uncomfortable, and then my discomfort would make me uncomfortable. Kind of a vicious cycle.

I don't know if I'd want a friend to know she arouses me and I don't know if she'd want to know that. Some women would be flattered; others, I imagine, wouldn't.

[quip]

3. I would support her in any way that she would appreciate. If that means

sticking ones in her G string, then who am I to obstruct fellowship! Because ALL I do is GIVE!

[flvegan]

17. Ones? C'mon man...fives.

She IS working her way through school. Plus, you get more attention from ALL the girls.

Uhhh...not that I know anything about tipping bigger at strip clubs.

[quip]

19. Not that there is anything wrong with tipping bigger at strip clubs...

[guitar man]

4. do ducks quack?

is water wet? :evilgrin:

[edbermac]

5. Does the Pope wear a funny hat?

:wow:

[Iggo]

7. Yes...and before.

I wouldn't want any trouble with her SO.

B-)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. Hell, I'm doing it now!

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. how may i ask?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

13. Creativity and free time.

[NJmaverick]

14. What's the dilemma?

It would be rude not to support her, by going to her show.:evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

15. If it were her choice, I'd be more than willing to watch.

And I'd be more than willing to give my honest opinion on her performance. Good/bad/critiques/accolades, ect. :)

[LynzM]

16. If she were comfortable with having friends in the audience...

Then sure, why not? Zornhau and I went and watched a friend compete at amateur night. She kicked ass, royally! :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. if i were a stripper, i would love to have you two there

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. That's only because

you know Zornhau has seen a nude woman within the past year and a half. x(

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. a hot one too. however i firmly believe that you are very dateable.

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Really?

Gee... I don't know whether to blush or... something.

:blush:

[LynzM]

27. Hrm....

And if you were a stripper, we'd be honored to attend! :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

20. Sure thing

I would let her know I was there. I'd probably get really shy and embarrassed though.

:blush:

Unless I was drinking. Then I'd join her on stage and start my drunk, out-of-shape old lady striptease and make a fool of myself and be "escorted" out by security. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. In that case

I'm there.

:evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

22. Note: make it to NY meetup

:wow::woohoo::wow:

:hide:

[flvegan]

25. Join her on stage?

I'll be in my bunk.

[SarahB]

28. Absolutely. nt

[Guava Jelly]

29. I would run out of dollars

And she would have enough cash for a down payment on a brand new Jaguar.

[RetroLounge]

30. Sure, why not.

I'd let her know I was there too.

RL

[Drum]

31. Not just yes but hell yes.

...provided, of course, that she did so of her own free will.

And, ah...before.

:)

[mondo joe]

32. I might watch, but I'd try to imagine she was Jake Gyllenhall the whole time.

Nothing against the female form.

[no name no slogan]

33. I'd have to sell my soul, because I'd run out of $5 bills to put in her g-string

:popcorn:

[ghostsofgiants]

34. Who wouldn't?

:P

[SalmonChantedEvening]

35. Yes, yes and before*.

*If that were her wish. (This is rule #1)

I walked dancers out to their cars from the bar I used to live at. :)

[PVnRT]

36. Yes, but according to some here, I'm a hateful sexist

Whatever, I can get plenty of $2 bills for her.

[Fox Mulder]

37. Yes, yes, and before.

[Aristus]

38. Yeah, That is a dilemma. I'm torn between wanting to see more of her astonishing beauty,

and feeling like I'd be disrespecting a friend.

Lioness, I saw earlier that you'd want us to come and support your new career choice. So, in that spirit, and in that spirit ONLY, I'd come to see you perform. B-) :7