omg jellyfish, jellyfish omg

[laconicsax]

stung

[ThomCat]

1. Are you okay?

:(

I hope this is a copycat.

[laconicsax]

8. Yes, copycat.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7586379

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Baking powder...or is it baking soda?

One will work. Feel better soon. Ouchy.

[JBoy]

3. Piss on it.

I think.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. vinegar ---

Protect rescuers from contact with the jellyfish or jellyfish tentacles. All rescuers should consider protective clothing and gloves in order to protect themselves so they can better rescue and treat the victim.
Remove the victim from the water.
Rinse the affected area with salt water or don't rinse it at all. Do not rinse the involved area of skin with fresh water, because it will further activate nematocysts and worsen the reaction.
Using protective gloves or forceps, remove any tentacles still in contact with the victim.
Apply acetic acid 5% (white vinegar). This will inactivate undischarged nematocysts and the toxin and will help to decrease symptoms.
Use over-the-counter pain medications such as acetaminophen (Tylenol) or ibuprofen (Advil, Motrin) to control pain symptoms. Immobilize the area that was poisoned to prevent further spread. For example, if a foot was stung, encourage the victim to keep the area still with as little movement as possible.
If the victim appears ill, do the following:
Lay the victim down.
If the victim begins vomiting, roll the victim onto his or her side so that the vomit is not breathed in.
Call for an ambulance.

[Bennyboy]

5. My brain is just a jellyfish in the oceans of my head.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hLXGvlKOYc

[FloridaJudy]

6. It could have been worse

You could have tangled with one of these:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/01/0119_060119_jellyfish.html

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. Adolph's meat tenderizer...

I'm serious.

Ouch! :hug: