I absolutely loathe Country Music.... and this is just another reason why

[Parche]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9VzEulip9Q

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

:hi:

[nomorenomore08]

1. That deserves a whole row of these little fellers:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

For the record, though, not all country music sucks. Just think of Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson. And I'm also partial to David Allan Coe, especially his "X-rated" stuff.

[Fox Mulder]

2. That's worse than a RickRoll.

:puke:

[MilesColtrane]

3. My brain has been damaged.

[nomorenomore08]

4. "We don't do it for the money, or the glory, or the free whiskey...

We do it for the badonkadonk!"

Somebody's been watching too many rap videos...

[Iggo]

5. Trace is a girl's name.

:eyes:

[Bake]

9. You can be the first to tell him that!

(He's sort of a big dood).

:rofl:

Bake

[Iggo]

22. Oh, THAT'S Trace?

Yikes!

[Bake]

29. Yeah! Hehe! I think even The Donald was scared to fire him from Celeb App!!

:rofl:

Bake

[BarenakedLady]

6. Why, why, why

did I click on that?

I loathe country music too, for the most part.

[Parche]

7. Ok our first date is to a country western bar....

:rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

:hug:

[Initech]

8. I see your Trace Adkins and raise you Billy Ray Cyrus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EebObs-vC0

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Bake]

10. Neither that nor badonkadonk is really country music

And for every Achy Breaky there's a Britney Spears or a ...


... wait for it ....



AFTERNOON DELIGHT!!!!!

:rofl:

Bake

[Inchworm]

11. Well said

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

13. Well you are a hillbilly

You HAVE to like that stuff or they throw you out of the club.

:hide:

[Inchworm]

17. Never will I like Gadunkydunk

hehe.

Like he said, what people call country nowadays is like pop music. Real country singers fall off the stage and noone minds cause the crowd is drunk too :D

Hi you!

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

25. Gimmie a good country song

Or what you think is a "real" country song and I'll give it a listen. I'll still hate it though. ;)

:yoiks:

[Bake]

32. Merle Haggard, "Workin' Man Blues"

Willie Nelson, "Whiskey River"

Hank Williams (SENIOR, dammit), "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"

George Jones, "He Stopped Loving Her Today"

Tammy Wynette, take your pick "Stand By Your Man," "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" et al.

Loretta Lynn, "Coal Miner's Daughter"

THOSE are country-by-God songs! I dare you to give 'em a listen and not like them. Especially Merle ...

:hi:

Bake

[Dr Fate]

36. What he said. n/t

n/t

[BarenakedLady]

44. Actually

I was just picking on inchworm. It's a hobby of mine.

I need youtube links dammit! I'm lazy. :P

[Bake]

30. The video for Badonkadonk was simply an excuse

to show beautiful "country" girls in tight jeans! Not that that's a BAD thing, mind you! Heck YOU coulda been in that video (in my pev mind, you WERE!!!!!).

:rofl:

The song, however, was not nearly as good as "Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On" (can't remember who did it).

Bake

[Dr Fate]

37. Conway?

??

[Bake]

39. Conway!!!! "Hello, Darlin'!"

Or how about the duets with Loretta? "Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man!"

Now that's country!!

Bake

[Ikonoklast]

12. What has six thousand legs, and one thousand teeth?

The audience at a Trace Adkins concert.


REAL country music.....see below.

[laconicsax]

14. Country music used to be called "hillbilly" music.

As far as I'm concerned, it will always be hillbilly music.

[Bake]

33. Bluegrass is still called "hillbilly music" in some circles

But back in the 70s, Flatt and Scruggs knocked it out of the park at Carnegie Hall!

I'll take that hillbilly music any day!!

Bake

[IntravenousDemilo]

15. Well!

"This video is not available in your country"...

I shall now pout.

[leftofthedial]

16. I love Country music

but not all of it

[lost-in-nj]

18. Shut my mouth and slap your grandma

What did you put in youtube to find this......

hmmmm?????


lost


:hi:

[Parche]

47. gorn

i had heard of this annoying song, and typed it in....

:grr:


:hi:

:hug:

found gorn

[flvegan]

19. It's not bad if you mute it.

The gold-short wrapped ass was pretty sweet!

[nomorenomore08]

21. They might be sweet asses, but juxtaposed with THAT guy's ugly mug?

Not so sweet, methinks.

[LSK]

23. agreed

And its even better when listening to di.fm while watching it.

:D

[graywarrior]

20. ICK!

Ick ick ick!

[Cabcere]

24. "Problem loading page"

Maybe Firefox doesn't hate me after all? :silly: :rofl:

I agree with the poster(s) who said that not all country music sucks, though. Johnny Cash = amazing, and if anybody even thinks about talking trash on the Statler Brothers, I'll get all up in your monitor with disease (and angry flame-face smileys). :grr: Nobody disses mah boyz. :hi:

[littlebit]

26. That is

one of the biggest pieces of crap ever!!

[TZ]

27. I like some country music

Some of it is very clever.."The Truth about Men" by Tracey Byrd is hilarious. Dixie Chicks "Sin Wagon" is great..There are some nice story telling songs but they are all older stuff. The newer stuff is like what you played there. Junk.

[datasuspect]

28. that's not really country music

[Bake]

34. See my post upthread for some REAL country music!!

:hi:

Bake

[Tuesday Afternoon]

31. that is not country music.

Badonkadonk :puke:

[Dr Fate]

35. That's Nashville Pop. Most real C & W (espec. b/f 1973 or so) is pretty good or flat-out awesome.

But yeah- contemporary nashville pop stinks.

Try some Bob Wills, Rose Maddox, Webb Pierce, Gram Parsons or some Hank Sr.- you cant truly like Rock & Roll and not like the good examples of country.

The best Country records rock, while almost all Rock & Roll has elements of C&W.

[ironflange]

38. "Video not available in your country"

Should I be upset? Or am I just lucky?

[unpossibles]

40. that's not country music

any more than Rick Astley is rock and roll. Actually, Rick is closer to rock than that is to country.

[Bake]

41. Try this one: Hag and Cash

Sing Me Back Home. If that ain't country (and if it doesn't knock your socks off) I'll kiss your ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI2EToAtLDc

Bake

[LuckyTheDog]

42. That is NOT country music!

THIS is country music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELpk3NfqIg4

[Hand]

43. Man--I lucked out!

Got "This video is not available in your country."

Canada rocks! :rofl:

[BlueJazz]

45. Even being a Jazz Snob, I DO like some Country (George Jones, Loretta Lynn....

...but THAT Shit???....PUKE-O-RAMA !!!

[deepthought42]

46. Ew. lol

Can't stand country music either. I tried, but... no thank you. :puke: