Hogarth
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Sat Feb-14-04 08:30 PM
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I was just walking outside when I noticed a perfect configuration of puupy poop. It formed a cross. Should I be concerned? Is it a sign? Can I toss it out?--or should I phone the Vatican?
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Sat Feb-14-04 08:31 PM
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Sat Feb-14-04 08:35 PM
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2. Maybe it's the aPOOPelyps? |
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Sat Feb-14-04 08:36 PM
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3. Maybe you could light it on fire on the doorstep of a KKKer??? |
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Sat Feb-14-04 08:38 PM
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4. Take a picture and send it to the 700 club |
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People will be coming from miles away to worship the dog poo.
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Sat Feb-14-04 08:39 PM
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6. good idea, charge em 5 dollars each and... |
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donate a portion to DU!
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Sat Feb-14-04 08:38 PM
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5. Is that supposed to be funny? Maybe for a 10 yr old. (n/t) |
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Sat Feb-14-04 08:58 PM
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Edited on Sat Feb-14-04 08:59 PM by RatTerrier
You can get an NEA grant for that! ;)
HOLY DOG SHIT! I'm starting to sound like a freeper!
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Sat Feb-14-04 09:04 PM
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Sat Feb-14-04 09:06 PM
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10. You have the best signature line |
Hogarth
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Sun Feb-15-04 01:08 AM
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... I'll just grab a spatula and make some room in the freezer.
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Sat Feb-14-04 09:28 PM
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11. Hey, Hogarth, any chance that you |
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can still change the thread header? It's inflammatory, offensive, and INCORRECT, though your post itself is not. If the header read "Is This an Omen?" or "Found an Omen Outside," it would arouse curiosity without offending.
The header is incorrect because what you describe is a cross, NOT a crucifix, made of puppy poop. A crucifix must have a Corpus (crucified body of Christ) on a cross.
Since this is a plain cross, if you believe it is an omen, you should report it to the Southern Baptist Convention, not the Vatican.
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Hogarth
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Sun Feb-15-04 01:33 AM
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13. Oh, I know the difference ... |
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... between a cross and a crucifix. Hell, I was an altar boy. But when I wrote about the feces in question I meant to distinguish it from all other common crosses: Red Cross, Iron Cross, etc.
But of course you're right. A proper crucifix does display the body of Christ, and I stand corrected ... unless, that is, I can go to the freezer, pull it out, and discern an image of the Lord on the sculpture.
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