Ugh, I hate salespeople sometimes...I'm back from the mall...

[bicentennial_baby]

First, the people at the kiosks who are so freaking aggressive. No dude, I don't want you to iron my hair, I already have a cellphone, it's pouring out, so I don't need your fugly sunglasses, and for gawd's sake I definitely don't want those huge puffy slippers (I will never wear anything called Fun Feet).

Then the saleswoman at Macy's. Just sell me the fucking Anne Klein scarf...I don't want your Macy's card, seriously. "Oh, do you want to get the special blah blah blah discount?...You're the FIRST person I've EEEEEVER seen who doesn't want to save MOOOOONEY!!!1!"

Jeebus f'n Christ. :mad:

That being said, the people at the Gap and Williams Sonoma were very pleasant.

And I'm gonna be the preppiest looking Econ major at Welcome Day tomorrow. Grey V-neck sleeveless sweater, White dress shirt, Khakis and loafers. Ha! :rofl:

:hi:

[flvegan]

1. Not to be a bother, but

don't you have a couple piercings that are gonna knock that "preppiest looking" right on its ass?

I love it, though.

Can't believe you went to the mall.

[bicentennial_baby]

3. I can cover the tats, the labret is staying in...

I am, of course, a woman of principle. :D

But I will be wearing makeup (OMG!) and earrings. :)

I had to...I didn't think a Misfits hoodie and sweatpants was really the appropriate attire. :P

[flvegan]

5. You MUST take and post a pic.

[bicentennial_baby]

8. I'll have Sniffa take one in the a.m before I leave...

much to my soon to be eternal shame :rofl:

[DS1]

11. *cue Jaws theme*

[bicentennial_baby]

12. Noooooooo!

:o

:yoiks: I'm outta here!


:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

2. Okay, Mz. Preppy, what about the rest?

Please don't tell me that you were able to get out of W/S without spending a dime!

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Pffft! Of course not! I resisted the Le Creuset until

I get to Home Goods or Tuesday Morning, but I did pick up a waiter's corkscrew, a jar of 10 bouquet garni satchels, and a jar of coffee spice rub for Sniffa. He likes to put that on roasts and such. :)

:hi:

[siligut]

6. I think businesses are feeling the recession.

Wouldn’t you just hate to have to work in one of those kiosks?

Looking conservative doesn’t mean you are conservative. Have a good time at Welcome Day!

[bicentennial_baby]

7. Yeah, I was thinking about that as I walked past them...

I wasn't rude to them, it's just the aggressiveness that bugs me.

Hehe, true dat. And thanks!

:)

[Shakespeare]

9. The fucking lotion kiosk.

Quit fucking chasing me down, and NO I don't want any of your stinky-ass lotion anywhere NEAR my person.

:wtf:

And now I'm going to :cry: because you ignored my Steve & Barry's post to you. It's my current obsession, and I'm bugging the hell out of everybody to go check that place out. :7

Bet you're a smokin' hawt preppie chick, though!! :loveya:

[bicentennial_baby]

10. Oh! I'm sorry! Not intentional! I don't know if we have them here

I haven't checked yet, but I will :hug:

Oh you... :blush:

I'm going to feel SO weird in khakis and a dress shirt. Ewwww...

:rofl:

[Shakespeare]

13. I gave you a link to their store locater for MA.

:eyes:

:7 Kidding, kidding. They have guy's stuff, too (dress and sports stuff and super casual--shoes, too!!). I dragged Gordon in there a few weeks ago, and now he's a fan, too.

[bicentennial_baby]

14. Closest one is about 30 miles from me...

I may have to go on a field trip :D

[Shakespeare]

15. Damn. That's far.

I shall pester you no longer!

[Javaman]

16. What's a mall? nt

[Taverner]

17. Did you buy me my blendy pens?

[AggieGal]

18. Some sales people are weird

A few years ago, we ran into an odd salesgirl.

She worked at Burlington Coat Factory. I was in the dressing room trying on something. During which time, my husband talks to the salesgirl in the dressing room area. I came out and he said she just asked me if I thought she needed a boob job. He said that right in front of her. She did not look like she needed one.

Why ask customers about your plastic surgery plans? Like we care. She should keep personal stuff like that off the sales floor.

[redqueen]

19. Ugh I hate it when they're pushy.

Bleh!

I do like fuzzy slippers though! :D