You know what pisses me off? Poor people.

[Rabrrrrrr]

I mean, seriously, God gave us all bootstraps. Use 'em. I mean, my parents pulled mine, and Shrubya's pulled his - pull your own, for chrissake. Sure, some of us had proxies and staff to pull our bootstraps, but we were still pulling our own in the sense that we gave the order to have them pulled. Oh, yeah, if you want to get technical about it our bootstraps were already near the top, but that's a trivial fact and not worth mentioning. Just because we had less distance to go doesn't mean we didn't suffer all the more.

Lazy jackasses.

What's next - giving you food? Seriously, is there no end to your whining?

This is precisely why I support Ralph Nader - I can look like a progressive, while secretly assuring a Republican win and thus preserving my way of life.

[crispini]

1. .

I double-dog dare you to post this in GD P. :D

Edited: NOT a copycat! LOL

[Bullwinkle925]

2. heh heh heh

good 'un.



:thumbsup:

[ThomCat]

3. Well Done!

:applause:

I agree, that should be posted in GD-P. :)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. K&R .... Moderators, can't you over ride the "no lounge" rule --

just this once....please!

[matcom]

5. I want to pull up Reagan's bootstraps for him

but he died :cry:

[sasquatch]

10. I thought that was midlo talking there for a moment

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. And I'm sure that your use of 'bootstraps' here is euphemistic.

:P

[driver8]

6. Yeah!! Lazy M-fers!

If God had wanted for us to get help from the government, he would have written that into the Constitution!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

7. Very good Rabrrrrrr

This is a good point of logic.

Go figure....

Here in the lounge.

:hi:

[redwitch]

8. I don't even have boots. Bootstraps are a total luxury I cannot afford.

The gas for my Hummer has taken every bit of my disposable income. I blame the Democrat party.

[SOteric]

9. Hey buddy, -

can you spare a bootstrap..?