Every mans dream

[LeftyFingerPop]

Being home alone all day, nothing on but your tighty-whities and black socks, sitting in your old recliner, eating baloney sandwiches with cheap mustard, and watching endless re-runs of American Bandstand.

Go on...admit it.

[datasuspect]

1. throw in some american cheese slices

and you got a deal bubba

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. That's right...

The individually wrapped ones that have an expiration date 5 years from now. :thumbsup:

[TZ]

3. But certainly not every woman's dream.....

Heh.:D

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. C'mon....

Do you expect me to believe that you would not desire a man passed out in a recliner with white bread crumbs in his chest hair?

[khashka]

9. I met every woman's dream

Back when I was a whore.

Good looking and he liked to be bossed around. Nothing heavy. Just stuff like there are some dishes in the sink wash them.

I always told him "One of these days, boy, you are gonna make some woman very very happy"

Khash.

[NewJeffCT]

13. Not sure that is every woman's dream

I don't think I'm bad looking, and I did almost all the housework with my ex-wife - and, she didn't have to order me to do it. This was despite the fact that I was working a very demanding full-time job that needed 70-80 hours or more per week, while she had a part-time job that was maybe 20 hours per week. I mean, I went away on a business trip for 3 days once and came home to a mountain of dishes in the kitchen sink and piles of dirty clothes strewn about the house.

Obviously, since she's my ex-wife, it didn't work out.

[Connonym]

18. NewJeff, will you marry me?

[NewJeffCT]

23. lol

i'm not on the market these days.

And, I shouldn't say my ex-wife did no housework. I think she dusted the living room a few times in the year we were married. She did cook once in a while, too. But, I even did most of the work training her dog, walking her dog, etc.

[khashka]

4. Almost agree

Throw in some hot girls or very willing boys and we gotta deal.

Khash.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I don't know about that....

Sometimes you just need to sit half naked in a recliner and let your eyes glaze over mid-sandwich while looking at the tee vee.

[datasuspect]

7. while letting the mustard of anomie dribble down your yellowed dago t

[khashka]

10. I have no idea what that means

Sounds good, though.

And put the two of us together and we could definitely riff off it.


Khash.

[datasuspect]

11. this is a dago t

some people call them "wifebeater"

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. I love those things....

and I have several of them in white. I call them something else, but I can't post it here.

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. Well yes I guess I can post it since....

I am Italian and call myself a dago all the time....here in NY they are called "Dago smoking jackets"

[datasuspect]

19. and get a couple of puerto rican tuxedos

i own several. they are the best shirts ever.

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. Where do you get shirts like that? n/t

[datasuspect]

27. i used to get them on cermak and western,

but there's a shop on 26th that has them for real cheap.

i think you can order them online: just search for "guayabera"

[LeftyFingerPop]

29. Ok thanks. n/t

[Iggo]

33. Here in SoCal they're available at a place called...

...the mall.

[cloudbase]

26. Used to call those

a Freddie Marcos tux.

[Rambis]

8. Dream Day in pics

[mainegreen]

12. You had me till I saw the gravy on the fries.

No gravy on fries.

Mayo!

[datasuspect]

16. that's gravy?

it looks like poop

[Rambis]

22. green curry sauce (nm)

x

[IronLionZion]

34. Guinness, soccer, and curry chips?

Dude, that is the dream day! party at your place?

:toast:

[Rambis]

36. Anytime!

I have TIVO which is how I have to watch all EPL or European cup soccer- I have to avoid all media after a match because I get to them days late via US channels. I would like to see the Scottish league but... I still don't know what the outcome of the Man U gunners match was. Somebody can spoil it now for me because I will be at a party later tonight with a couple of soccer coaches. No Fox soccer channel or Setanta sports for me. I tend to agree with my wife really- I would not have time to watch Setanta anyway but I hate seeing the lineup. I used to watch quite a bit of Aussie football but that is now pay also. shame- maybe when the boy (7) and the girl (5) are older? I would like them to watch with me but we never seem to have enough hours in the day.

[SteppingRazor]

15. Wow. That sounds powerfully depressing.

I don't know about y'all, but my perfect day would involve more people, less TV, steaks on the grill instead of bologna sandwiches, and maybe a speedboat and/or jetski or three.

Also, lots of alcohol and music.

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. I guess I should have used....

the sarcasm icon in the OP. :rofl:

My perfect day would actually involve doing the activities you mentioned with someone I love.

[Parche]

24. Black sox?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

:hug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. Parche...

Pubes.

:hi: :hug:

[EstimatedProphet]

28. Without the American Bandstand bit...yep.

[NewJeffCT]

30. I'd say pizza and watching something else besides Bandstand

maybe b-movies on the sci-fi channel.

[BuelahWitch]

31. Where do you find re-runs of American Bandstand?

:shrug: Personally I'd take AB reruns over some of the dreck on TV nowadays...

[LeftyFingerPop]

39. I bet there is a DVD out?

:shrug:

[Chan790]

32. I'm revolted...

yet it sounds better than what I have planned for tonight.

[Dr. Strange]

35. Hmm...

Being home alone all day, nothing on but your tighty-whities and black socks, sitting in your old recliner, eating baloney sandwiches with cheap mustard, and watching endless re-runs of American Bandstand.

Or as I call it...Monday.

[LeftyFingerPop]

38. Bwahahahahahahahaha......

That's funny! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

37. Umm... no?

Last I checked, I'm a man. And not a single thing there applies.

Maybe if I owned an old recliner that would apply, but that's about it.