SoCalDem
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Tue Feb-17-04 05:20 AM
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What if animals got e-mail? |
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These are from www.b3ta.com and some are hysterical ... http://b3ta.com/board/2688683
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Tom Kitten
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Tue Feb-17-04 05:33 AM
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1. I wish they got email! |
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I should never have bought my two cats their cell phones for Christmas! I'm going broke here, turns out the phone company does not accept dead mice as payment!
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Rhiannon12866
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Tue Feb-17-04 07:25 AM
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2. Where do you get this stuff, LOL?! |
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I just got done shooting the Teletubbies!:D
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Awsi Dooger
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Tue Feb-17-04 07:29 AM
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3. They would tail wag at the promise of giant genitalia |
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But the replies might be a bit garbled, minus a slight keyboard alteration.
I'm stumped by proper keyboard layout for an elephant, trunk or tootsie?
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Tue Feb-17-04 12:56 PM
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The Top 10 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
10. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
9. If they show they have the intelligence to use computers, their owners would expect more out of them and they wouldn't be allowed to drink out of the toilet anymore.
8. Waiting to log onto AOL each time takes 1 year out of their lives in dog years.
7. Virtually chasing your tail and licking yourself just isn't the same as the real thing.
6. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
5. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
4. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
3. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
2. Bum-sniffing is more direct and less deceiving than interacting with other dogs in online chat rooms.
1. TrO{gO DsAYM,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. *
* Too Damn Hard To Type With Paws.
With credit to Computer Humor
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Rhiannon12866
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Wed Feb-18-04 04:22 AM
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5. Thanks for this! If you don't mind, I will pass it along |
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What your dog typed makes much more sense than my cat's occasional missive, which she proceeds to enter when I leave the room. There are usually a lot of brackets and backslashes. I have been afraid that she has posted on DU for me when I have left the room for something in the middle of a post! LOL!:D
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