Tips for guys who are serial killers to get dates with women?

[Boojatta]

I haven't seen many threads on this topic. Admittedly, some guys who are serial killers get marriage offers from women who know that the guys are serial killers. However, what kind of women are they? They're the kind of women who are attracted to serial killers! Some guys who are serial killers have higher standards. Post advice for them in this thread.

[Iggo]

1. Broken wing.

;-)

[IronLionZion]

2. I thought serial killers already got all the women?

Since the women sure are apparently not into dating the whiny "nice" guys! :rofl:

I can't imagine why no one would want the type of guy who whines on an internet message board and speaks condescendingly about women's decision-making abilities. :silly:

[SOteric]

3. Forget the Old Spice

Splash on a hearty dose of chloroform. It'll help subdue your date for that all important truck-ride.

[spoony]

4. Don't twirl roll of duct tape in hands whilst asking her out

If one MUST fiddle with something nervously, use car keys or a pack of gum.

[mitchum]

14. LMAO!

that's really good

[Mrs.Matcom]

5. Make sure to

clean all the dried blood out from under your nails. Dirty nails turn off women!! :rofl:

[Taverner]

6. Serial Killers = The ulitmate Alpha Males

[HEyHEY]

7. Me being a party pooper - I find this a bit.... sad

That we would laugh at this. And I don't take that stance on many things. But, I understand people get disconnected.

[Boojatta]

10. Please describe the kind of disconnectedness you have in mind.

[HEyHEY]

17. You know

If things aren't happening to us or people we know, it's not as real, hence easier to poke fun at.

[Boojatta]

25. Are you suggesting that we ought to...

feel sad for serial killers who have very high standards when it comes to dating women and that we should not poke fun at their difficulty meeting women who meet those high standards?

[HEyHEY]

29. Nope

I'm suggesting some of the remarks made in the thread graphically refering to murdering women in a humouristic light, are a bit harsh, in my opinion.

[City of Mills]

8. flvegan had good advice...

Go vegan...corner the market...how many vegan serial killers are out there? Not many I suspect!

[nomorenomore08]

11. Well, no, I don't think cannibalism is considered vegan...

:evilgrin:

[Nevernose]

20. Except for that whole "Hitler" thing, right?

Being a nutjob doesn't come from eating meat.

Would make for an interesting twin study, though, no? The genetic role of serial killing vegans vs. serial killing ominvores?

[LeftyMom]

30. I swear I should have this post saved someplace so I can cut and paste:

Hitler was not a vegetarian. His doctors had advised him to eat a vegetarian diet to treat a problem with excessive flatulence (which means they were either idiots or hated him- digesting more carbohydrates means more gas) but he continued to eat his favorite foods, capon and sausages, frequently. We know this for sure, because records from his chef survived the war.

The idea of Hitler as vegetarian ascetic was politically advantageous because the German people were doing without a lot of food items to support the war effort, and they were more likely to handle that well if they thought the self-sacrifice went all the way to the top.

[JVS]

9. He's so hunky when he broods while sharpening his knife!

It reminds me of that dreamboat Travis Bickle

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Don't talk about your job

[Guaranteed]

15. Yeah, and trying LISTENING to her! Geez! nt

[mitchum]

13. The kind of guy who doesn't mind doing the driving...

and lots of it!

An adventurer who knows a lot of places off the beaten path!

Good with his hands!

Knows what he wants, but is also spontaneous!

[last_texas_dem]

16. Eh, all of the guys I've known that I suspected to be potential serial killers

never had any problem getting dates. They don't need any tips! haha

[JanMichael]

18. Lie a whole lot.

Make them fall for you with pure lies and money.

[The Straight Story]

19. Some women seek men with power, serial killers exhibit power

If you want to get dates with those women, show em who is boss and kill em first then ask for a date later. They won't say no....

That's some fucked up shit right there. I should be flamed for it, but don't really care tonight. Gonna go watch a Korean horror movie with the wife where everyone dies after calling up an evil spirit. Her hockey is over and we need something to make us laugh, nothing like watching a bunch of oriental school girls die horrible deaths to make your night better.... :rofl:

Being serious for a sec though, men who treat women like that should be shot. And women who enable that should spend some serious time on the couch.

We live in a REALLY fucked up world. Women have go it bad, and I hope to hell my daughter grows up in a better world than my wife and my mother did.

No I am gonna go make some popcorn and watch WitchBoard with the wife.

Got to have a sense of humor though to get me by :)

[sasquatch]

21. Dude, Ted Bundy used to get lots of dates and had to have extra protection at his trial-

TO CONTAIN FEMALE ADMIRERS.
:crazy:
Not all serial killers kill innocent people though, take Dexter for instance, he kills other murders.

[5LeavesLeft]

26. And Ted Bundy was faithful,

even going back for some lovin' from the same woman weeks after he killed her. Now there's devotion for ya'!

[crimsonblue]

22. I was thinking to myself (and my other personalities) just yesterday

that I needed a nice woman to cook, clean, and watch over the women I keep in my basement. My mom was doing that job for me, but the smell of her corpse died down and the women walked out. Anyway, as I was saying, the best way to eat a femur is after she's dead. otherwise, she will just scream and nag at you while you chomp away. fellas, you know what i mean. that reminds me, I need to pick up my dry cleaning tomorrow... fuck.

[SOteric]

24. *LOL*

:rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

23. Take notes from Dexter...

:D



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[Deep13]

27. Don't kill her. It makes a bad first impression. nt

[Orsino]

28. Courtesy. Disarming candor.

The ladies love it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOsXIuh11vY

[Boojatta]

31. Kick so that DU members can share their advice.

Won't someone please think of the lonely serial killers?