CAPTION the statue before they pull it down

[underpants]

[Arbustosux]

1. Heil Bushler!!!

I can almost hear Deutschland Uber Alles playing in the background....

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. "Der Horst Wessel Lied" would be more appropriate, I think...(n/t)

[blindpig]

2. Seig Freud!

apologies to firesign

[wysimdnwyg]

3. underpants

Hey! Where is your... No, wait. I like the banana. Nevermind.

[salinen]

4. "Now go die

for my campaign contributors"

[skip fox]

5. W. is "thinking": "What's wrong with these saps, anyway? Didn't they

know about the Guard? Geez."

[Richardo]

6. Bush is leading them in the "Fixin' to Die Rag"

Well its one two three
What're we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn
Next stop is Viet Nam

And it's five six seven
Open up the pearly gates
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee we're all gonna die.

Bush: "Except me."

[underpants]

8. They explained it to me this way:The plane is going to go up up up

and then it flattens out, I'm usually half in the bag by this point, and then it goes straight for a while and then it goes down and you land. Well that's pretty much all I got out of the guard 'cept of course for IT GETTING ME out of somethin'......

[underpants]

9. High Five__up high________________PSYCHE!!!!!

Ha ha you were so PSYCHED out by me...whew and you guys joined thinking you wouldn't be sent no wheres HA! PSYCHE AGAIN!!

[Shoedogg]

10. "We have...

...arms to such an extent as the world has never before seen"


- stolen from Adolph Hitler, but very fitting if you've ever heard the entire thing (which you can do here http://wwr.fm/english/history/history-gallery.htm with an English translation, if you like). It's amazing, really. If you read these words on paper, it would be very believable that Bush said them.

[underpants]

11. Okay show off hands who saw me with Lee Greenewood the other day?

I don't remember which day it was it was at some kinda parking lot or sumpin....anyway that guy is great he has last what 12 years with the same song damn how many lines is that like maybe 20 hell I've lasted this long just with

Cut your taxes
Danger...threat....9/11...Saddam...war on terror
Uh

I'm a war president that's a new one

uh

[ComerPerro]

12. Good lord

Why is he always posing like that?

[radwriter0555]

13. HEIL BUSH!

All Hail Bush! All Hail Bush!

[cosmicdot]

14. when W announces he's leaving, the crowd goes wild

he's turning into Nixon ... check out those jowls

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. He is throwing out candy bars with discharge papers in them

[onebigbadwulf]

16. Hey you in the back- oh you dont have an arm anymore.

[myomy]

17. You guys are a pain in the ass..

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