Billy Mays - Should he be allowed to live?

[matcom]

I await your decisions

[fizzgig]

1. he should be tied to a chair and made to listen to his commercials at top volume

wash, rinse, repeat as needed until his brains splatter all over the walls. then use oxiclean to get the blood and gray matter out of the carpet

[matcom]

2. right.

1 vote for "On the fence"

:rofl:

[DS1]

3. That's cold, man.

Cold.

[matcom]

4. do you DENY it?

DO YOU????11

I thought not :eyes:

[DS1]

5. One of these days I'm going to reach out and hit you

with my telescopic fist.

[matcom]

8. Is that

The AMAZING TELESCOPIC FIST FOR ONLY $19.95

BUT WAIT IF YOU ORDER NOW YOU WILL RECEIVE

A SECOND TELESCOPIC FIST AT NO EXTRA CHARGE!!

?

:D

[HughBeaumont]

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[China_cat]

7. Just have him debarked.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. Only in a sound-proof cell.

Where he cannot harm others

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. There's commercial fuckers I'd kill way before him

Those crunching, munching, slurping, dripping, rutting pigs on Carl's Jr. commercials (or Hardee's, I guess, in the East) need to choke on the shit they're eating.

I can't imagine for the life of me what sort of shit-for-brains ad exec came up with that campaign or why Karcher's people OK'd it, but I shan't eat at CJ's until they dismiss it and come up with something that doesn't make me :puke: .

[Catshrink]

11. Robb is a dingbat.

The obvious choice

[Fenris]

12. Let's give him a rectal exam with Hercules Hooks!

[DS1]

13. I have a long and deep hatred for Billy Mays

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7395728#7397518

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2489290#2489354

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3844042#3844060

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4925383#4925597

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6724395#6725701

[matcom]

14. way to TRY and cover your tracks Billy

:eyes:

[SOteric]

15. Bastid!!

How dare you accuse that charming, talented, sweet Teddy-bear of a man DS1 of being Billy Mays. Why I oughtta chain you and Billy Mays together and leave you at the bottom of the community outhouse after the Redneck Chili Chugging Challenge.

I'll make sure that Toby Keith is there to sing a 10-hour medley of Rethuglican hits while the aroma wafts around thickly.

[Fox Mulder]

16. Everyone deserves to live.

But I agree with you. He's annoying as hell.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Asshole. DS1 is way better looking than Billy Mays. Hell's Bells, YOU ARE.

[Lyric]

18. Who's Billy Mays?

:shrug:

[zingaro]

19. I'm just jealous I didn't figure out how to

make a buck by shouting.