CONFESS!!!!! What would you do for imitation crab meat

[LynneSin]

This confession is in honor of the JO from Philadelphia who wants you to stop on his model train set, mutual touching (but he's not gay) and will provide all the imitation crab meat you can eat.

[madinmaryland]

1. Isn't Wilmington a suburb of Philly?

:hide:

[Z_I_Peevey]

2. I will do dramatic readings from the Urban Dictionary

on your grandmother's front porch, and all for imitation crabmeat.

Throw in some I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, and I'll do an interpretive dance to "I Will Survive," while wearing five-inch platform shoes.

[BarenakedLady]

3. Stomp on train sets like Godzilla

But I wouldn't break them, because that would be cruel.