Seriously I ask: Is there ANYTHING Orrex can't do?

[quip]

He even made the Kessel Run in ELEVEN parsecs! :patriot:

[TZ]

1. Be funny in an uncryptic way?

:P

[quip]

2. You think all of his jokes are morbid?

[TZ]

3. No, but I'm deathly afraid

of not being able to get his obscure humor....:D

[quip]

4. Well don't blow a casket! The consequences could be grave...

[Dr. Strange]

5. Ah! You're killing me!

[quip]

6. You don't slay

[Gormy Cuss]

7. Wear pants?

:hide:

[quip]

8. Are you saying that he isn't a slacker?

:shrug:

[Dr. Strange]

9. You need a good cuffing, darn it!

[quip]

10. I pleat the fifth

And drink it! :toast:

[Gormy Cuss]

11. Oh, don't twist your knickers.

[Dr. Strange]

15. bunch

[TZ]

13. No rather...

He needs a good briefing (or debriefing as the case may be):evilgrin:

[quip]

20. Careful with him; he's one of those late bloomers

[Gormy Cuss]

12. Zip it.

:eyes:

[edbermac]

14. Give birth to Jedi twins.

:hi:

[quip]

16. As far as you know.

But at a Halloween party he WAS mistaken for Natalie Portman....

[DarkTirade]

17. If the Millenium Falcon's hyperdrive could go to 11, Han coulda done it too.

[Dr. Strange]

18. It's one faster, isn't it?

:rofl: :rofl: :applause: :applause:

[DarkTirade]

19. Yep.

Going faster makes it harder to get pulled out of hyperspace. So they coulda skimmed closer to the Maw cluster. Shaved off another parsec.

I'm making this shit up as I go along, but that's pretty much how it works. :)