I have a list of grievances today and I want to have a street fight over them

[graywarrior]

First, the IRS sends me a "do this, or else" letter regarding an error on my tax return. I need to "do this" on a specific form and mail it back by May 20. The form is sitting at my SIL's house where we had our mail sent until we got a new place in NH. I now have to pay my SIL to overnight the form and then overnight it to the IRS. My refund this year amounts to $20.

My bank charges a service fee for balances under $1500. People with balances under $1500 get hit with a monthly $9 fee. Wealthy people do not pay the fee. WTF? I know, I know $1501 does not constitute wealth.

The radio and CD player in the car I drive for my job broke last night. That means 160 miles of nothing but the noise in my head--dangerous for all those around me.

GD-P is pissing me the fuck off like nothing ever has before (except the Hell's Angel that clocked me one in '75)

I have worked three weeks so far and as of yet have not received any money because the two companies I work for are out to get me, I am sure of it.

Someone meet me in the parking lot.

One more thing...I hate editing spelling and grammar errors in my posts. Proves I am not the big I am that I think I am.

[skygazer]

1. I've got your back

I'll be there with chains and couple of broken bottles. All you have to do is say the word "bank" and I get pissed off. Add "IRS" and I'm all over it. :grr:

[graywarrior]

2. There Will Be Blood

Thanks. I knew you were a friend.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. OOh, are we going to be the Jets or the Sharks?

This is great!!!

:bounce:

Sorry bout your troubles, sweetie. I myself am currently on hold with the GD IRS.

[skygazer]

4. Is that a new forum - GD:IRS?

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

9. It causes the same anxieties and rages!

[graywarrior]

7. I wanted to tear the IRS letter to shreds with my teeth, but it's in Florida

I am s e e t h i n g. Exactly how they want me to react. Like they are real, or something. Bastards.

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Just hung up with them. Catch this.

We paid up. To the tune of my accountant's error of $62,000. We get another letter today that we still owe.

So, I'm on the phone. Nope. A mistake. Apparently, we they receive a large amount, it often freezes the account so that they can verify that it is indeed from the taxpayer who sent it in and isn't misapplied.

How's that for fucked up? :crazy:

[graywarrior]

19. I wonder if they hide their positions with the IRS from their families.

I'd be embarrassed to work there.

[lost-in-nj]

5. sorry

I need to umm,... yeah....ummmmmm

oh.... go get a root canal but umm


Good Luck with this......


:scared: :scared:

lost

on another note


LOST is on tonight

:hi:

[DS1]

6. Should I bring a knife or a gun?

[graywarrior]

8. Gun, knife, rope, numchucks, darts, spitballs....whatever.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. 220, 221. Whatever it takes.

:thumbsup:

[meegbear]

10. FUCK YEAH!

Meet you in Central Square!

[graywarrior]

11. Meet me at Cronin's.

[meegbear]

12. I'll be there!

[graywarrior]

14. It will take me 2 1/2 hours to get there unless someone on the road

presents me with the opportunity to "vent."

[taterguy]

13. No one fucks with GrayWarrior and gets away with it

[graywarrior]

15. Damn right!

[taterguy]

18. I'll stock up on ammo

[graywarrior]

20. Those are purdy.

[taterguy]

21. Not so purdy when someone's shooting them at you

[graywarrior]

22. Unless you come from where I come from.

Death by shooting, stabbing, hit-in-head-with-beer-bottle is an honor.

[Help_I_Live_In_Idaho]

23. OK - Let Me Play The Devil's Advocate

Ok, suppose you are in the desert having a cup of tea. You are poor; you are wearing a rag around your head. Some fool wants to chop your hand off for reaching for the mustard, missing, and touching his daughters tit. You are hiding from him.

Then here comes a spy plane over, spots and blows up the your neighbor's house trying to get Bin Laden. Bin Laden looks over and says "The fuckers missed again." "Hah." Then your tea spills on your lap. You scream, Fuck, and a bunch of fundamentalist assholes haul you off to prison for the rest of your life where you hear a rumor that some people hate America.

Now, while you are watching your 42 inch plasma in your cell, you see how those bastards drink tea, use air conditioning, suck titty on the beach all day, drive cars that cost more than your town, and bitch about having to pay taxes.

Then all of a sudden a building blows up and they blame you for it and bomb the neighbor next door to get even with him for what he didn't do. And to convince all the jerk off rednecks that you are doing something about the people who died they keep dropping bombs.
All the while, people are driving all over America with flags in their windows and ribbons that say "support our troops" which cost a week of your pay for pulling garbage out of a pile and eating shit.

Have a nice day

[Help_I_Live_In_Idaho]

24. I'll send my angry wife

"YAAA YAAA YAAA WANA YOU FING BASTARDS" Who needs guns, knifes, bombs, or waterboarding? I'll just send my redheaded wife who has a tongue like a titanium razor. I gotcha back, man!

[Ptah]

25. Fight!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qAV9Po1GQdY