Are sex and being funny directly correlated?

[Dr. Strange]

I think it can be...depending on how you do it.

Yeah, this is a copycat. Except that I stuck it on a poll! Huzzah!

[TZ]

1. I wish I knew for sure

If they were correlated, I would be the unfunniest schmuck on the face of the earth....:banghead:

[IronLionZion]

2. haha, Thanks!

:hi: :silly:

[quip]

3. Sex on a pole! Brilliant!

[TZ]

4. .....

Wouldn't that be really painful?
:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

5. Again...

It depends on how you do it.

[TZ]

6. ....

Do I even want to ask how you know that?:P

[Dr. Strange]

7. Well, there was this one time at band camp...

Wait, WHAT?

[quip]

24. Ahem.

You tell me. :rofl: :hi:

[KamaAina]

8. Clearly not.

People laugh at my jokes all the time. :shrug:

[petronius]

32. My experience is the opposite - nobody laughs at my jokes, but my

attempts at sex elicit gales of laughter... :shrug:

[unpossibles]

9. of course they are

otherwise why would everyone I try to convince to have sex with me laugh so hard?

http://www.instantrimshot.com

thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your server.

[Dr. Strange]

10. Now that's a handy link!

I usually avoid websites with "rimshot" in their title.

[Pierre.Suave]

27. That link is...

TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!1

Thanks.

:rofl:

[RainDog]

11. what in the world does your poll mean?

if you're sexy you're funny? if you're funny you're sexy?

if you are having sex you are funny?
if you are funny you're having sex?

Sex is funny?

Can you unpack this poll for this confused femmebot?

[Dr. Strange]

12. My thought is this:

The funnier you are, the more sex you'll have.
The sexier you are, the funnier you'll be.
If you have no sense of humor, no sex for you.
If you aren't having sex, then you won't find it funny.

For exhibit A, I give you Jerry Lewis. Because I sure as hell don't want him!

P.S. Sex IS funny.

[RainDog]

19. okay

I guess I'd better get myself to a nunnery then. Or improv. Or a sex toys shop.

jerry lewis is hopefully the exception to your rule. I give him back to you, or pass him along to TZ, cause the thought of Jerry Lewis is scary. :scared:

yes, sex is funny, except when it's not.

[Dr. Strange]

20. The third one.

Definitely the third one.

[TZ]

21. Why do you hate me Raindog.?

No Jerry Lewis for me..I'm not THAT bad off....:scared:

[harmonicon]

30. I don't know about MORE sex...

...but I suspect that people with a good sense of humour have better sex than those who don't. You're right that sex is funny. It's completely ridiculous, and those who don't recognize the hilarity of naked people playing human legos can't be that good at it.

[DS1]

13. Being a humorless bastard gets all the guys laid

:crazy:

[TZ]

14. The more I think about this

The more I am convinced that more data is needed before a conclusion can be reached...So..Who wants to be my lab rat?:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

17. Hmmm...

[davsand]

15. Men who made me laugh were halfway in my bed.

Back when I was single that is. Any man without a sense of humor will be a lousy lay because he takes sex AND himself WAY too seriously.

Now the guy in a clown nose and long shoes who farts on every in-stroke--THAT is funny!

[TZ]

16. Wow.

I didn't know you used to date DuStrange....:rofl:

[davsand]

18. Well, you KNOW what they say about big feet...

BIG shoes!!!!


:evilgrin:


I really miss PeeWee Herman's show sometimes. Can ya tell?



Laura

[old mark]

36. Just the thought of this

is scary.

mark

[Forkboy]

22. I've known many women who get turned on by a good sense of humor.

And it certainly works on me as well.

[HEyHEY]

23. Wait, intentionally correlated?

[Dr. Strange]

25. Why, what did my wife say?

:o

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. My dear DuStrange!

I know a number of very sexy guys...

And they all have a great sense of humor!

;)

[Dr. Strange]

28. I know a number of sexy women...

And they all have a great sense of humor too!

[crimsonblue]

29. everybody looks funny when they orgasm during sex...

... i know I do.

[MilesColtrane]

31. Not.

Otherwise, I'd be getting more ass than a toilet seat.

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[Monk06]

34. A copy cat with a poll...... DuStrange you magnificent son of a bitch !!!!!!

[datasuspect]

35. maybe

but i know sex and dancing definitely are.

[Recovered Repug]

37. Is making women laugh when they see me naked

considered being funny?